The Cadaver Calculator

**ajaxfetish** · 07-24-2007, 01:30

Early 20's, never smoked, never drank, no tanning, serious surgery or diseases, no chemical exposure, no psychosis, no diabetes, and I've even got a decent head of hair . . .

A measly $4290

Where did I go wrong? What have I done to my poor corpse? Is it all in the poor eyesight? The mediocre diet?

Ajax

**Samurai Waki** · 07-24-2007, 09:04

Did you lie about having elephantitis?

**Kekvit Irae** · 07-24-2007, 09:45

Originally Posted by ajaxfetish

Early 20's, never smoked, never drank, no tanning, serious surgery or diseases, no chemical exposure, no psychosis, no diabetes, and I've even got a decent head of hair . . .

A measly $4290

Where did I go wrong? What have I done to my poor corpse? Is it all in the poor eyesight? The mediocre diet?

Ajax

The eyes are actually one of the more expensive organs on this calculator, so yes, perfect eyesight helps increase your dollar amount.

**Andres** · 07-24-2007, 09:53

Originally Posted by ajaxfetish

Early 20's, never smoked, never drank, no tanning, serious surgery or diseases, no chemical exposure, no psychosis, no diabetes, and I've even got a decent head of hair . . .

A measly $4290

Where did I go wrong? What have I done to my poor corpse? Is it all in the poor eyesight? The mediocre diet?

Ajax

We have the same profile, except that I'm almost 30, drink alcohol on a regular basis, have bad eyes and have had a hernia.

Yet my body is worth $ 635 more than yours...

**seireikhaan** · 07-25-2007, 01:20

Whoo, I got a new high score! $8,275! I picked out a gigantic, bodybuilding albino with perfect vision, a healty diet, minimal drinking, and otherwise perfect medical record.

**Csargo** · 07-25-2007, 01:20

Originally Posted by Andres

We have the same profile, except that I'm almost 30, drink alcohol on a regular basis, have bad eyes and have had a hernia.

Yet my body is worth $ 635 more than yours...

If it's for a medical school they'll probably like to see some strange things to study them. What occasional drinking does to you liver, your eyes, etc.

**AntiochusIII** · 07-25-2007, 01:33

Actually, that calculator is pretty simple. Drinking, smoking, tanning, etc. ruin the "integrity" of your body and lowers its value (not to mention its condition) -- presumably medical researchers can't do much with a ruined body affected by too many external factors to accurately measure "you." However, disorders and rare(ish) diseases and conditions increase it. If you have an extreme body structure (very small, very large, bodybuilder...) it also increases its value; "exotic animal," simply put.

I think it's just an arbitrary random quiz though. Not to mention I totally worth more than 5000$

**Csargo** · 07-25-2007, 01:36

Originally Posted by AntiochusIII

Actually, that calculator is pretty simple. Drinking, smoking, tanning, etc. ruin the "integrity" of your body and lowers its value (not to mention its condition) -- presumably medical researchers can't do much with a ruined body affected by too many external factors to accurately measure "you." However, disorders and rare(ish) diseases and conditions increase it. If you have an extreme body structure (very small, very large, bodybuilder...) it also increases its value; "exotic animal," simply put.

I think it's just an arbitrary random quiz though. Not to mention I totally worth more than 5000$

Ah, figured it was something like that. Thanks for clearing that up.