In the interest of Public Safety, it is time to ban meat forks

[Don Corleone]

I know how many Orgahs feel that anything that could potentially be used as a weapon (guns, knives, bats) should be banned outright, since we don't want people using weapons to defend themselves. Well, here, from Texas, we have a new threat to our dysfunctional utopia.... meat forks.

Get this, she wasn't even defending herself. She actually stopped a criminal from sexually assaulting a 3rd party. Shame on her! If this isn't illegal, it should be. She should have done the right thing... gone inside, called the police and waited the 40 minutes for them to arrive to give a statement. I'm sure the 7 year old getting assaulted would have been happier under these circumstances. And what about the rights of the poor helpless child she stabbed with the fork? (The assailant was 17... I always love how when it comes to making decisions like having an abortion, a 12 year old is a grown woman, but when it comes to taking responsibility for those decisions, poof, all those up to age 21 become 'helpless children').

20 years for the woman and an all-out ban on meat forks, I say! We can't have people getting involved.