They're coming to eat your brains!!!

**Gregoshi** · 07-25-2007, 22:07

Don't be so pessimistic Lemur. They haven't ruled out space zombies yet...

**Pannonian** · 07-25-2007, 22:49

What about zombie squid from outer space?

**Csargo** · 07-25-2007, 23:02

Zombie octosquids from outer space.

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 07-25-2007, 23:19

This is probably the most interesting thing to happen in Stratford for several hundred years.

**Whacker** · 07-25-2007, 23:26

Sorry, I was distracted by the small image of Jennifer Ellison on the middle right-hand side. What was the article about again?

**Philippus Flavius Homovallumus** · 07-25-2007, 23:38

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

This is probably the most interesting thing to happen in Stratford for several hundred years.

When was the last thing anything important came out of Stratford Upon Avon?

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 07-25-2007, 23:54

There was this one bloke...name's on the tip of my tongue. Wrote plays or something?

**Adrian II** · 07-26-2007, 10:28

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

This is probably the most interesting thing to happen in Stratford for several hundred years.

What, a couple of geostationary satellites?

**Ja'chyra** · 07-26-2007, 10:51

If only we had a hald dozen Typhoons

**The_Mark** · 07-26-2007, 10:54

Crud. Shouldn't that have happened in Cardiff?

**Big King Sanctaphrax** · 07-26-2007, 13:51

Originally Posted by Adrian II

What, a couple of geostationary satellites?

I stand by my earlier statement.

**English assassin** · 07-26-2007, 14:04

Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax

I stand by my earlier statement.

I wasn't going to mention this, you know, but you are dead wrong. Every year, Stratford on Avon, Shakespeare's birthplace and twee must see stop for coachloads of bewildered Japanese hosts..... the Bulldog Bash.

The Bulldog Bash is a **** off big bikers music festival run by the Hells Angels. Each year it features drag racing, including run wot ya brung, topless bikewash, and a 24 hour beer tent. Its very big, (although admittedly not very clever), very loud, and very drunken.

I give you:

The Bulldog Bash is in a league of its own, easily ranking among the best festivals in the world, if not actually taking that crown and sticking a nitrous kit on it to see how fast it will go.” Nick Ruskell, Kerrang! August 26th 2006.

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http://www.bulldogbash.com/