They're coming to eat your brains!!!

[Don Corleone]

Fortunately for us, they picked Statford-Upon-Avon as their first snackstop, and may just starve to death for want of brains.

All kidding aside, this one seems to be pretty cut and dry. They have 20 or more witnesses, they have photographs...

But then, they have only the Daily Mail reporting it. What does the Org think. Have our new overlords come to feast on our cranial matter? Will they find any in Stratford-Upon-Avon? Have they already succeeded in infiltrating the MSM, and only the Daily Mail remains free to tell the grisly tale? Tune in for this and other questions to be answered, true believers...