Howard Hughes had the same problem. But he had more money than you.

For my part, I did the dishes, and washed out the kitchen garbage can and the Shopvac today, both of which were Gah! Plus, I scrub both bathrooms in our house from top to bottom every Saturday along with cleaning the kitchen floor on my hands and knees with a spray bottle and rags. (I refuse to mop.) That's aside from all the other things that I have to clean at any given moment in a house with four people.

You're not going to get an ounce of sympathy from me, my brother.