TYOLT: You have two cows, one spams that he isn't spamming the other spams that spamming is wrong.

TYOLT2 :You have 20 cows who all speak a different language. 3 dutch cows comes a long and take over the farm. Three new Belgian cows come and take over the Farm.

Frontroom : You have two cows, one carries an axe and the other has an unpronounceable name.

Abokoix: YOU HAVE 2 COWS BUT WHO REPLACES THEM AND WHAT UNITS DOES IT HAV!!!!????


Backroom: You have two cows. One is Liberal the other is Republican. Ten posts later, you have 0 cows, but 4 warningpoints.

Gameroom: You have two cows, one is mafia the other towny. The latter gets lynched and the former gets to be director.

RyanAir: You get two cows for free. You end up paying for their transportation, the food they ate, the number of times they needed to get milked,...