Two cows you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVkA4gtjX6I
Two cows you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVkA4gtjX6I
"Why spoil the beauty of the thing with legality?" - Theodore Roosevelt
Idealism is masturbation, but unlike real masturbation idealism actually makes one blind. - Fragony
Though Adrian did a brilliant job of defending the great man that is Hugo Chavez, I decided to post this anyway.. - JAG (who else?)
Rome:Total War I
You have two cow standarts. Romans will want to recuperate the cows asap.
Rome:Total War II
You have two cows. One is offered to the enemy so they surrender, buy a bull from the Spanishards, and you have denarii forever!
(I know, they suck)
Last edited by Caius; 08-02-2007 at 01:03.
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
Hysterical stuff Moros & Kek!![]()
If you have two cows, why would you need an utter? And don't say "be cud".
This space intentionally left blank
That reminds me of the wise adage:
"To err is human, to moo bovine."
RTS:
You have 2 cows. You set 1 to gathering wood, the other builds a barracks. You then run out of gold, so you have to buy another cow, but you can't since you reached you pop. limit.
Tour de France:
You have 2 cows. Both are removed from the race because they took steroids.
Ancient Sparta:
You have 2 cows. Both are trained to be warriors, so you have to subjugate the goats and horses. When the Chickens attack, you pronounce you are defending an extremely limited form of 'Freedom'.
Indian Economy:
You have 2 cows. You build a call center, give the cows a language course, and then you start selling mortgages and credit cards.
![]()
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
RTW: You have two cows. Then the Romans get Marius so your enemy has two moose.
RTW: You have two cows. The EB team comes in and produces a document saying that cows were not introduced to the ancient world until 107 AD. They leave your cows out of the mod.
RTW: You have two cows. The peasants in Corduba, Tarsus, and Jerusalem (to name a few) riot despite low taxes, a full garrison, and tons of happiness buildings, and the cows die in the riots.
M2TW: You have two cows. The Pope issues an edict saying that cows are unholy and you must get rid of one or you'll be excommunicated. You have one cow. The Mongols come and slaughter it.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
My favourites:
"Surrealism: You have two green cows, which you place on the inverted staircase next to the horseradish-festooned vacuum cleaner lamp."
"Stalin: Your cows never existed."
![]()
#Hillary4prism
BD:TW
Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Bookmarks