You have two cows...

**Andres** · 08-02-2007, 10:33

Belgium: you have to cows. They are united. In order to keep the two cows united, you partially split them up and you create sub cows which are basically the same two cows, which form one unitary cow, but they are only split concerning their milk. Than, you create new sub cows, which are basically again the same two cows, but now they are split concerning their booo's, now, not exactly, one cow says booo... the other says beuh... You also create a third sub cow, actually, two third sub cows, the one belonging in the first category of sub cows, the other one to the second category of sub cows. Both third sub cows are related and situated in the original two cows, but aren't really the same. Within one of these sub cows, the second form of sub cows are situated as sub sub cows, also, for some reason, the second form of sub cows reunite again and form a different form of sub sub cow within one of the third form of sub cows . In the end you still have two cows, organised in a system of nine sub or sub sub cows. One third of the population is needed to make this system work, but surprisingly, it doesn't work. You end up living in the country with the most tax paying population of the world. But, the cows give beer, so you don't really care.

**Beirut** · 08-02-2007, 11:53

Canada: You have two cows. Your neighbour comes over and says, "Hey, nice cows."

cough...

**Fragony** · 08-02-2007, 12:35

Netherlands You are a cow. You are being milked.

**naut** · 08-02-2007, 12:37

Denmark: You have two cows. The Middle East won't buy your milk and cheese.

**Abokasee** · 08-02-2007, 12:59

RTW Blue Lotus: You have 2 cows, they are sacred to you because you are playing the indian faction, the 1050 stronge bears wolfs and eagle rebels kill your 760 strong army on the 4th turn, 11th turn 1 cow dies and his calf becomes faction leader even though his stats are a supreme failer, he is killed by Demons and the other cow has a son which dies in next turn along with the cow

Surrealism: You have 1512 Flamingos, they are armed with AK 101's and worship the camel king who has a Enfeild Bolt Action Rifle and 4 grayhound body guard who are armed with L85 and can wall hack

Black & White: You have 2 cows, you feed 1 to your giant cow and sacrifice the other so you can cast a fire ball to throw at the enemy town

Black & White (2): You have 2 cows, you put them both in the storage and wonder why the turn into grain and not meat

Black & White 2: You have 2 cow, they bitch and moan about theres no multi-player

Black & White 2 Battle Of the Gods: You have 2 cows, there still moaning, but you send one to the abatoir and set the other on fire,

COMMUNISM -- CHINESE - MAO STYLE: You have two pigs. The government launches a campaign to convince you to donate them "voluntarily" to provide meat for workers in the city. The government then declares that people don't need pigs to make pork. Quoting the correct phrases from your little red book, you and your neighbors try to create pork from sheer willpower. Your local party leader reports that you have exceeded all expectations. Your neighbors starve.