You have two cows...

[Moros]

TYOLT: You have two cows, one spams that he isn't spamming the other spams that spamming is wrong.

TYOLT2 :You have 20 cows who all speak a different language. 3 dutch cows comes a long and take over the farm. Three new Belgian cows come and take over the Farm.

Frontroom : You have two cows, one carries an axe and the other has an unpronounceable name.

Abokoix: YOU HAVE 2 COWS BUT WHO REPLACES THEM AND WHAT UNITS DOES IT HAV!!!!????


Backroom: You have two cows. One is Liberal the other is Republican. Ten posts later, you have 0 cows, but 4 warningpoints.

Gameroom: You have two cows, one is mafia the other towny. The latter gets lynched and the former gets to be director.

RyanAir: You get two cows for free. You end up paying for their transportation, the food they ate, the number of times they needed to get milked,...

[Caius]

Argentina: You have two cows. One is given in taxes to the gov, the other is producing milk since there is lack of milk.

***End Turn***

In the next turn, you have to give another cow. You give the other cow and you will be dead, as you cant survive without milk nor food.

EDIT:

Inca Total War:You have two cows. both are sacrificed for the Aztecan Gods. Gods wont return the cows.


Mount&Blade:You have two cows. You sell the milk in Zendar, but when you came back the cows isnt there!

the .Org:You have 1 cow per post. Then TosaInu deletes every post of you and you dont have then anymore!

[Kekvit Irae]

Nintendo: You have two cows. One only likes puzzle games, the other only likes party games and tech demos. Both print money, however.

Sony: You have two cows and a calf. One cow is too expensive for normal farmers, and the milk is spoiled, so you just milk the older, more reliable cow. Nobody likes the calf, but you're upgrading it anyway.

Microsoft: You have one cow, and you must pay a monthly fee for your cow to compete with other cows in a milking contest.

[Fragony]

Belgium You too have cows. Two. Cows. Hello? Anyone???

[Abokasee]

England: You have 2 cows, there both BLOODY MAD

[Myrddraal]

Backroom: You have two cows. One is Liberal the other is Republican. Ten posts later, you have 0 cows, but 4 warningpoints.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Britain - you have 2 cows, they both catch foot and mouth disease and for the second time in a decade your agricultural market goes down the drain.

Kekvit Irae - gb2b with your canadian milk in a bag ;)