You have two cows...

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Dogbert on Fairness: You have two cows, he has two cows, you trade cows. You end up with three cows.
England: You have two cows. They now have Mad Cow Disease.
Ireland: You have two cows. You sell them for booze.
New Zealand: You have two cows. Now you're sad because you can't **** them.
Asia: You have two cows. You sell them for 10 dogs and eat heartily tonight.
JMarat: You have two cows. One is a pretentious wiener dog and the other stabbed itself in the eye with a rusty fishhook.
Mastercard: You have two cows. You add one cow - $1500. You buy an enclosure - $10000. You light their farts - Priceless.