You have two cows...

[Stig]

Great one m8

[Moros]

TYOLT: You have two cows, one spams that he isn't spamming the other spams that spamming is wrong.

TYOLT2 :You have 20 cows who all speak a different language. 3 dutch cows comes a long and take over the farm. Three new Belgian cows come and take over the Farm.

Frontroom : You have two cows, one carries an axe and the other has an unpronounceable name.

Abokoix: YOU HAVE 2 COWS BUT WHO REPLACES THEM AND WHAT UNITS DOES IT HAV!!!!????


Backroom: You have two cows. One is Liberal the other is Republican. Ten posts later, you have 0 cows, but 4 warningpoints.

Gameroom: You have two cows, one is mafia the other towny. The latter gets lynched and the former gets to be director.

RyanAir: You get two cows for free. You end up paying for their transportation, the food they ate, the number of times they needed to get milked,...

[Caius]

Argentina: You have two cows. One is given in taxes to the gov, the other is producing milk since there is lack of milk.

***End Turn***

In the next turn, you have to give another cow. You give the other cow and you will be dead, as you cant survive without milk nor food.

EDIT:

Inca Total War:You have two cows. both are sacrificed for the Aztecan Gods. Gods wont return the cows.


Mount&Blade:You have two cows. You sell the milk in Zendar, but when you came back the cows isnt there!

the .Org:You have 1 cow per post. Then TosaInu deletes every post of you and you dont have then anymore!

[Kekvit Irae]

Nintendo: You have two cows. One only likes puzzle games, the other only likes party games and tech demos. Both print money, however.

Sony: You have two cows and a calf. One cow is too expensive for normal farmers, and the milk is spoiled, so you just milk the older, more reliable cow. Nobody likes the calf, but you're upgrading it anyway.

Microsoft: You have one cow, and you must pay a monthly fee for your cow to compete with other cows in a milking contest.

[Fragony]

Belgium You too have cows. Two. Cows. Hello? Anyone???

[Abokasee]

England: You have 2 cows, there both BLOODY MAD

[Myrddraal]

Backroom: You have two cows. One is Liberal the other is Republican. Ten posts later, you have 0 cows, but 4 warningpoints.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Britain - you have 2 cows, they both catch foot and mouth disease and for the second time in a decade your agricultural market goes down the drain.

Kekvit Irae - gb2b with your canadian milk in a bag ;)

[Strike For The South]

Texas-You have 2 cows.....what happend to the other 400?

[Kekvit Irae]

Alabama: You have two cows which turn into raging bulls during the Iron Bowl game.

University of Alabama: You have two cows. Both of them are on probation and cannot leave the state.

Auburn University: You have two cows. A single win in a milking contest is considered a winning streak.

[GeneralHankerchief]

The Matrix: You have two cows. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You milk the blue cow - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You milk the red cow - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

[KukriKhan]

EXISTENTIALISM
You have two cows. Your cows represent providers of absolute necessities for survival (milk, beef, leather) in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

EVOLUTION
You have two cows. Both cows are very distant cousins of yours.

BIG BANG THEORY
You have no cows. Billions of dust particles collide. BANG! You have two cows.

CAPITALISM
You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

PURE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

[Abokasee]

Starcraft: You have 1 farm, 1 farmer and 4 sheep, you tell your cows to harvest more minerals, you tell the farm to build another sheep, you send your farmer too look for the nearest enemy farm, you reapet this until you have 10 cows, you tell a sheep to morph into a ranch, which allows you to make rabid cows, you tell your sheep to harvest minerals and morph into more farms, and you tell you farms to make cows and zerglings, you 32 sheep, 10 farmers, and 64 cows, you tell your cows to attack, they over run the other farm and move on the crack house, the steroid & speed addict destroy all your 64 cows, you now have 4 cows, the 75 addicts destroy your base and GG

[Caius]

James Bond: You have 007 cows

[Beirut]

James Bond: You have 007 cows

Arthur Dent: You have 42 cows. They turn into a bowl of petunias and crash to the planet's surface.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Western Washington: You have two cows. They both get trenchfoot from the constant rain and die.

Eastern Washington: You have two cows. There is no water, so they die of thirst.

Vancouver BC: You have two cows. They are worthless because they're always high.

Crazed Rabbit

[spmetla]

Napoleon Dynamite:
You have two cows, one has a 5th nipple and the other gets shot in the head by an old farmer.

WW2 FPS:
You have two cows, they were both killed by artillery and will make for really good cover.

Star Wars:
You have two cows, one is cut open for warmth and the other is transport.

NASA:
You have two cows, one to test till it dies on the Earth and the other to send over the moon.

Dennis Leary:
You have two cows, one is the Great Cow Guru (cow satan), and the other will fight for bovine freedom while it holds it large head high.

[macsen rufus]

E-bay: you have two cows - one doesn't reach it's 99p reserve price, the other one sells, but the buyer leaves you negative feedback because the milk doesn't come in bottles

[heldelance]

Dogbert on Fairness: You have two cows, he has two cows, you trade cows. You end up with three cows.
England: You have two cows. They now have Mad Cow Disease.
Ireland: You have two cows. You sell them for booze.
New Zealand: You have two cows. Now you're sad because you can't **** them.
Asia: You have two cows. You sell them for 10 dogs and eat heartily tonight.
JMarat: You have two cows. One is a pretentious wiener dog and the other stabbed itself in the eye with a rusty fishhook.
Mastercard: You have two cows. You add one cow - $1500. You buy an enclosure - $10000. You light their farts - Priceless.

[HopAlongBunny]

You have 2 cows.
One dies from lack of real food;
You force feed the second cow the remains of the first in an effort to fill the space two cows would occupy

[Reverend Joe]

I'm fairly sure that this thread is old enough that the two cows are dead by now.

[Lemur]

This thing's still boviating about two cows? What an udder waste of time. Well, keep milking it as long as it behooves you.

[Rhyfelwyr]

ETW - You have two cows. One is transported in an Indiaman to the coast of Brazil, but returns no profit in your trade tab. The other waits in a Tenanted Farm because nobody would trade you the Clearances tech even for five military techs in return.

[Reverend Joe]

OK, I'll bite...

I have two cows... I sell one for beer money and turn the other into BBQ.

[Ibrahim]

darn! this is so funny! how can I possibly compete?

[shlin28]

Binary:

You have 10 cows.

[Ibrahim]

well, here are my humble contributions (note: I give these, because honestly, that's all on my mind after a week's worth of online quizzing-I heard rumors that is was supposed to be sping break, but I don't believe them):

Jurassic park: you have two cows. two go in, glibs come out.

Statistics: you have 2 cows because you failed the quiz because of physics and chemistry quizzes*...

Physics: you have two cows. one hits the other, causing an equal and opposite reaction to the hit.

chemistry: you hae two cows; each is the opposite of the other. so you mix them to produce a suitable equilibrium

Evil dead: you have two cows; one is taken by a candarian demon and destroyed by Ash, the other is sent back through time to land in a well full of deadites. either way, its sucks to be them. ( I did my quizzes while listening to the Evil dead: the musical on youtube)



*actually, I forgot the online quiz, because I was too focused on physics and chemistry. also I had a lot of work to do with bio I and errands for my mom. now to explain that to who I am sure is a pissed off teacher

[Reverend Joe]

Binary:

You have 10 cows. You remain celibate for the rest of your life because you're a complete dork who uses computer code to figure out how to farm

Fixed.

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Also, no insult meant to binary freaks or shlin.

[ConnMon]

Stalin Quote (kinda): You have two cows. If one of them dies, it is a tragedy. Both of them dying is a statistic.

[rajpoot]

Mount and Blade : You have no cows, your village has no cows. You village's neighboring villages have no cows. So you waste days to bring two cows across hundreds of miles to get +5 relation with your village.