Quote Originally Posted by Feanaro View Post
Metallica, back when they had Newstead: You had a cow. It died in a crash. Even though the cow's milk wasn't that good, you'll never shut up about him. Also, the cow you got to replace the dead one is shit to you and your customers forevermore.

Metallica now: You have one living cow. You kick him out. The next one crab walks.
Interesting concept...

Allow me to try...

Rolling Stones economics: You have two cows. They hate you because you can't produce milk yourself. Eventually they tell you to **** off and produce milk by themselves. You die alone in a swimming pool and the two cows become milkmaking superstars.