Police Academy series

**Bijo** · 08-13-2007, 19:05

This series deserves its own thread. Why? Because the films are TERRIBLY bad. All parts of it are bad. Its direction is bad; its acting is bad; the actors are terrible; the scripts are bad; the humour is bad: arrgh, it's all bad!!

What were the creators thinking? If part 1 is terrible, when you make a part 2 you better make certain it is good. But nooooo... it's not. Probably the money again.

Funny? Humorous? GOOD? Oh ******* please: someone give me a cyanide pill. It is one of the most TERRIBLE film series I have ever witnessed. It takes much effort and pain to watch it. When the TV is on and it shows it, I cringe and pain as I see its horror. Even worse when other people find it funny or when they say that it's GOOD. Good? GÓÓD?!?? Arrgh!

The black guy, for instance, who makes all the silly sounds. What the ****? It is not funny. His character should've perished in the very first episode.

The white guy, who supposedly has the main role (?) , is terrible. The WHOLE cast is terrible! When I see a movie of it, I always hope all the good guys die in one big explosion.

How did they have the guts, those creators, to even THINK of creating such a foul, terrible, stinking, inferior, piece of ****? And how the heck even think of spawning so many episodes of it? Someone kill me now! Shoot me! One bullet!

And what is this my eye sees? I checked online to see what will be on television.... and then I noticed 'Police Academy VI: City Under Siege'. Oh, thank you God. If You are there how can You even permit these people creation of a terrible series? Are You truly that cruel? Such terrible products must not exist.
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[hypnosis]
You who have read this post is now under my spell. You dislike Police Academy. You hate it. You will negate everything that is of the Police Academy series and you will convince anyone who shows interest in it that it is a bad series.
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**Shaka_Khan** · 08-13-2007, 19:15

When I was a kid, I thought the series were funny.

**shlin28** · 08-13-2007, 19:16

The first two were alright, but then it goes in a downward spiral towards comedy hell...

**Husar** · 08-13-2007, 20:15

As a kid I definitely liked them more than now and the later ones are worse than the first one or two.
But the series of threads you seem to be starting Bijo, are a lot more fun, I'm really looking forward to the next one.

**GeneralHankerchief** · 08-13-2007, 20:18

Can't we just celebrate the good things?

**Uesugi Kenshin** · 08-13-2007, 20:18

I think it's funny....

BTW Bijo why are you creating all of these really negative threads to begin with? In each of them you refuse to compromise and basically just rant for the duration of your opening post, and offer a dearth of insightful commentary on the subject of your thread. It is completely unproductive and I can't help but think you may just need to relax and not spend so much time and energy saying movie Y is horrible, and cartoon B is a depraving curse upon the little minds and moral standards of all children.

**Andres** · 08-13-2007, 20:24

Originally Posted by Bijo

This series deserves its own thread. Why? Because the films are TERRIBLY bad. All parts of it are bad. Its direction is bad; its acting is bad; the actors are terrible; the scripts are bad; the humour is bad: arrgh, it's all bad!!

What were the creators thinking? If part 1 is terrible, when you make a part 2 you better make certain it is good. But nooooo... it's not. Probably the money again.

Funny? Humorous? GOOD? Oh ******* please: someone give me a cyanide pill. It is one of the most TERRIBLE film series I have ever witnessed. It takes much effort and pain to watch it. When the TV is on and it shows it, I cringe and pain as I see its horror. Even worse when other people find it funny or when they say that it's GOOD. Good? GÓÓD?!?? Arrgh!

The black guy, for instance, who makes all the silly sounds. What the ****? It is not funny. His character should've perished in the very first episode.

The white guy, who supposedly has the main role (?) , is terrible. The WHOLE cast is terrible! When I see a movie of it, I always hope all the good guys die in one big explosion.

How did they have the guts, those creators, to even THINK of creating such a foul, terrible, stinking, inferior, piece of ****? And how the heck even think of spawning so many episodes of it? Someone kill me now! Shoot me! One bullet!

And what is this my eye sees? I checked online to see what will be on television.... and then I noticed 'Police Academy VI: City Under Siege'. Oh, thank you God. If You are there how can You even permit these people creation of a terrible series? Are You truly that cruel? Such terrible products must not exist.
[/rant]

[hypnosis]
You who have read this post is now under my spell. You dislike Police Academy. You hate it. You will negate everything that is of the Police Academy series and you will convince anyone who shows interest in it that it is a bad series.
[/hypnosis]

I second this. I agree with every letter, comma, post, bracket, exclamation mark, question mark, star and slash.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

**Stig** · 08-13-2007, 20:37

Actually movies one and two are good ... they are even considered good and original by moviecritics, unfortunately the badness of 3-7 makes 1 and 2 look bad as well.

**Kralizec** · 08-13-2007, 20:45

"We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all of those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't see anybody laughing, did you?"
-Homer Simpson

**ShadesPanther** · 08-13-2007, 21:25

some slight hinted adult content.

Robot Chicken Police Academy

I thought it was alright. It was quite funny when I was a kid but really it was quite bad.