Jens Hummel:

*slurring*

And here'sh to my father Ulrich, the FINEST Chancellor the Reich *hic* Nay, the world has ever seen! Thanksh for the boost, Dad!

And thish one'sh for my brudda, Wolfgang. It's because of HIM that I'm too much of a coward to show my face in that big shiny building over there down the way. Sho here's drinksh all around folks, for my family! No finer a family you will find anywhere!