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    in my venice campaign my city was besieged and my general was having his speech. he was about halfway his last slamming line when he screamed like a little sissy...

    SNAKE! SNAKESNAKESNAKESNAKE AAAAAHAIAIAIA TAKE IT AWAY... I almost fell of my chair, it was hilarious :P

    anyone had a funny speech?

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    LOL was he cursed by a witch? or perhaps had a lunatic trait?

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    Here's a thread with a nice collection of funny speeches : God's Nipples

    "That's what we need : someone who'll strike the most brutal blow possible, with perfect aim and with no regard for consequences. Total War."

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    I have a couple of generals that give these great inspiring speeches and then demand that the pink elephants and the pixies charge from the front.

    They win battles so their men turn a blind eye to their "idiosyncrasies"
    All you can do is pray for a quick death... which you ain't gonna get -Mr. Blonde

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