Re: Be safe
"After defecating, Mr. K uses little American flags as toilet paper!"
"Mr. K prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to all-American Lipton onion dip."
"Mr. K caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath."
"Instead of singing the Star-Spangled Banner at baseball games, Mr. K mumbles the lyrics to 'Kumbaya.'"
"Mr. K has an uncle who owns a carpet made in Afghanistan."
Very suspicious indeed!
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"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
Re: Be safe
Civic Duty anyone?
check that movie out
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
Re: Be safe
It tried to tell me my social security number, it was way off though.
Oh yeah and apparently one of my friends likes to surf websites with pictures of MILFs in burquas.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
Re: Be safe
Search :Tribesman
Result: Tribesman eschews Godly missionary position sex in favor of anti-American "doggy style" fornication.
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