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Keep an eye on your neighbours .
Find out if they are dodgy .
http://www.superspyomatic.us/
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This is brilliant!
George W. Bush masturbates to Al Jazeera. Also, I apparently downloaded an MP3 remix of The Bangle's pro-terrorist Islamic hymn "Walk Like An Egyptian."
I love this...
Quid
...for it is revenge I seek...
Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war
Juleus Ceasar, Shakespear
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"After defecating, Mr. K uses little American flags as toilet paper!"
"Mr. K prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to all-American Lipton onion dip."
"Mr. K caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath."
"Instead of singing the Star-Spangled Banner at baseball games, Mr. K mumbles the lyrics to 'Kumbaya.'"
"Mr. K has an uncle who owns a carpet made in Afghanistan."
Very suspicious indeed!
Under construction...
"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
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Civic Duty anyone?
check that movie out
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
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It tried to tell me my social security number, it was way off though.
Oh yeah and apparently one of my friends likes to surf websites with pictures of MILFs in burquas.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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Search :Tribesman
Result: Tribesman eschews Godly missionary position sex in favor of anti-American "doggy style" fornication.
Status Emeritus
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ALERT: "Spetulhu sometimes discusses "the weather" with Middle Eastern cab drivers."
If you're fighting fair you've made a miscalculation.
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edyzmedieval once sent a late-night text message telling a friend "U R TEH BOMB!"
Devastatin Dave actually prefers peanut butter and jelly sandwiches on PITA BREAD!
Gregoshi thinks that captured terrorist masterminds should be imprisoned at Club Med.
And the best ones:
As a child, Tribesman refused to ride merry-go-rounds unless they had CAMELS.
Mithrandir once complimented some Muslimiac prostitute on her headscarf.
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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drone laughed all the way through United 93.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
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Ser Clegane self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.
That's libel! I never actually published it
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Papewaio hates freedom so much, Papewaio doesn't even own a semi-automatic assault weapon.
Wasabi thinks that captured terrorist masterminds should be imprisoned at Club Med.
After showers, Babywaio's hair can often be found wrapped in TURBAN!
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Pape for global overlord!!
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Chuck Norris once spoke with a Sudanese telemarketer for 17 seconds...before round housing kicking him through the phone line.
I had to add the second part! How can they say that about my hero
"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"
-Abraham Lincoln
Four stage strategy from Yes, Minister:
Stage one we say nothing is going to happen.
Stage two, we say something may be about to happen, but we should do nothing about it.
Stage three, we say that maybe we should do something about it, but there's nothing we can do.
Stage four, we say maybe there was something we could have done, but it's too late now.
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After defecating, Wakizashi uses little American flags as toilet paper!
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Ice celebrates July 4th with shishkabobs (terrorist camel penis gristle spears) instead of all-American hot dogs
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Instead of singing the Star-Spangled Banner at baseball games, Hepcat mumbles the lyrics to "Kumbaya."
Last edited by Hepcat; 08-24-2007 at 10:35.
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Cowhead418 thinks Cindy Sheehan is a demi-goddess, and therefore does not menstruate.
A babysitter once witnessed a 3 year-old Cowhead418 pretending to be Ali Baba.
Cowhead418 once bought French wine – even though Gallo was on sale at the same store!
Cowhead418 once conceived a mixed-race child while copulating to The Dixie Chicks in the back of a van.
Lies! All lies! Sheehan is an enemy to the people. And I was three years old, I didn't know what I was doing! I don't drink and I would never listen to The Dixie Chicks!
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Is this a joke?
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
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Soulforged bedazzles anti-war quilts...
Soulforged thinks EGYPTIAN cotton kicks American cotton's ass... Well I actually do
Soulforged hates freedom so much, Soulforged doesn't even own a semi-automatic assault weapon... God I feel like an idiot talking about myself in third person...
Soulforged once maxed out a Visa Platinum card buying sex toys on HornyTerrorSluts.com... Oops!! They really got me there
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