Quote Originally Posted by Cadwalader
"Men så dau da din hælvetes fettoter!"

Would be alot more realistic than the sami axemen. But you can't understand the dialect, you say?
It gets a bit more difficult when it's goes like this:

"Æ kaijnn itj schjøjnn ka deijm meijne med å schei såijnn her tingajn."

Add in some mumbling, and it's completely impossible.