Well, I'll go first, to break the ice if you will.

*Grabs a tall glass and pours himself a brewski, afterall, bartenders can drink on the job! At least in the EB TAVERN!

My real name is Jim. I live in the most boring place on earth...Toledo, OH. I have a 2 year old daughter, and my wife is 7 months pregnant. We couldn't resist to find out what it was early, and....IT'S A BOY! Yay, I get my son. :)

Right now, I work a shitty labour job that pays the bills and feeds my family, and my wife is in school to do that ultrasound stuff for babies (sonography technology is the technical name for it).

I also love vaginas.

Well, that's about it for me.

*Finishes the brewski, and goes back to work*