*THE EB TAVERN*

[pezhetairoi]

OMG OMGOMGOMG 1.1 IS OUT OMG OMG OMG OMG!

[pezhetairoi]

Oh befitting my quirky and insane nature, my 2500th post will be a spam post!

+1 XD

[Ibrahim]

ypu like it pezhy?!

[General Appo]

Come one Ibrahim, who is actually going to believe that they would release it at the TWC and not here? Pfff...

[Ibrahim]

pezhetairoi did... (I forced him to edit post, thus covering the part where he looked stupid...)

[pezhetairoi]

But of course, Ibrahim saying it for the world to hear kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? XD XD

[Metalstrm]

I want a coke to save me from the sadness that Pez left me with.

Wait, get me a triple Absinth.

[Matinius Brutus]

hey guys! they released EB 1.1 at the TWC forums! i'm not kidding: here it is

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...87#post2870687

oh and stele#5 is out!
(ithhabu hunak ayyuha al-hamqa hehehe)

I kinda hoped this won't be an april joke

[pezhetairoi]

Here, metalstrm, a hug for you. *hug*

[Metalstrm]

You from Rome really pez?

[Barry]

Thanks for the welcome Pezhetairoi, now where is that eggnog? Not usually my thing but what the hell.

[Metalstrm]

Watches as Mr. President walks out of the Whitehouse with a pilum stuck up his ass.

The lone assailant grins maniacly

[Ibrahim]

But of course, Ibrahim saying it for the world to hear kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it? XD XD

yeah I know-it'sd that humorless &$%^&*(@!%#(@%$(*@&$$^@#*(%)!@^&)!^$@*()%^*%^(@*)#&!)_^$)@*%)^*(@)$&)@(^@*()%&*@)($@$&* general Appo's fault
and the PM option is crappy on me computer...

[pezhetairoi]

Ah well. Eggnog for everyone! Metalstrm: No, not really. I'm pretty darn far from Rome. I live in Singapore.

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

[Metalstrm]

No lol. I'm from Malta (Melita is the given Greek name). That's the unnamed island south of the province of Syracusae :D

I see no Singapore on my Rome map!! Can I conquer it like I conquered the US with my lone legionnaire?

[Hooahguy]

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

its not???!!!
lol.... i knew that....

[Lysimachos]

its not???!!!
lol.... i knew that....

It definitely is, but those singaporians or whatever they are called just don't know they are somewhere in china!
By the way, is china still part of the soviet union?

[Jolt]

Ah well. Eggnog for everyone! Metalstrm: No, not really. I'm pretty darn far from Rome. I live in Singapore.

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

You're prolly living in the only country that you shouldn't reveal you live there. I mean, saying "I live in Portugal" most people who want to abduct me have no clue where in Portugal do I live. But...you. You certainly live in the city of Singapore in Singapore! It's much easier to get yourself kidnapped by Anti-LS NGO's... I'd buy some bodyguards and a LS for yourself if I was you!

[General Appo]

Ha, don´t you know, he´s the Lord of the Lorica Segmentata, and a member of the EBF Council of Ten. I feel sorry for anyone who tries to kidnapp such a man.

[Alexandros Maximus]

I want some of that rum, Alex Max.

Go ask Terrafroce fer some, unless its not the same kind... then see if the barkeep has any.

But a Word of Warning...Dont underestimate that stuff... it will put u on ur ass d00d!!!!

[pezhetairoi]

Go ask Terrafroce fer some, unless its not the same kind... then see if the barkeep has any.

But a Word of Warning...Dont underestimate that stuff... it will put u on ur ass d00d!!!!

I was more looking forward to seeing how quickly it put me on my back, d00d. Remember, one caipirinha and I already start having hand-eye coordination issues. :D

@Jolt.

Singapore has 4+ million people squashed into 670 square kilometres. That's a population density of something like 5-6000 people per sq km, a density not commonly found even in New York or the slums of New Delhi and Manila. Trying finding me in that. :D And yes, you can find me, but if you want my LS, I say unto thee: Molon Labe.

I don't need LSes. I manufacture them. :D

@Metalstrm

That lone legionnaire was me in disguise! Heh, couldn't tell I was a Greek pikeman without my sarissa and wearing LS, eh?

[Terraforce]

Hey!!! I'm from Jerz too! whereabouts u from??? I live in a suburb outside of newark.

*sips glass of japanese plum liquor*

Yo is dat Rum u drinkin, the kind of rum they make in Jamaica that's so strong they cant measure the strength, so it just says "OVERPROOF" on the bottle?


I drank like 3 shots of that once and i was HAMMERED. Like, "i cant move off of the couch" hammered.

it was superdooper strong, almost like i was drinkin battery acid (ok ok i'm exaggerating, but still)

if it is , ur either crazy, or u a BAD MON!!!!!

I am from North Plainfield which is in Somerset county. Also rum is an acquired taste, usually we put just a dash of rum on grilled chicken hence getting used to the flavor and taste.

[Hooahguy]

hey everyone! i finally got around to updating my AAR!!!







about time as well.....

[Alexandros Maximus]

cool, i'm gonna try that.... sounds like its good as hell on sum chicken.

I live in Maplewood, just outside irvington.

[Dhampir]

I voted today. State elections.

Supreme Court.
Appeals Court.
Some other Court.
School Board.
A constitutional amendment about partial vetos.
A referendum about giving the school district extra money to waste.

I voted for the constructionist for the Supreme Court.
The least activist for the Appeals Court.
The other court was uncontested.
School board...is complicated.
Voted yes to ban partial vetos.
Voted no to giving the schools more money to waste.

As for school board...you vote for three out of five candidates. None think that schools should be at all responsible with the tax payer's money, so I wrote in my own candidates. "Cthulhu". "Yog-Sothoth". "Shub-Niggurath".

[cmacq]

Sic Semper Tyrannis

[Disciple of Tacitus]

@ Pez

Trying finding me in that. :D

er... he's the only one wearing a Lorica Segmentata?!? Should stick out - even in Singapore.

That lone legionnaire was me in disguise! Heh, couldn't tell I was a Greek pikeman without my sarissa and wearing LS, eh?

Damn it. I knew that was you! Nobody believed me. I told them. They kept saying, "Oh, Tacitus, you're so funny after 5 caipirinhas!" But it was you! I knew it!



@ Dhampir.

As for school board...you vote for three out of five candidates. None think that schools should be at all responsible with the tax payer's money, so I wrote in my own candidates. "Cthulhu". "Yog-Sothoth". "Shub-Niggurath".

The other two are cool, but i heard they caught Shub-Niggurath sending explicit text messages to under-age boys.



@ Pez again!

And just in case you're one of THOSE Americans, Singapore is NOT a place in China.

Sure, we know that. You know that, but does China know that. . . .


@Cmacq. Which current Tryant are you speaking of ... we seem to have no shortage... .

[pezhetairoi]

How interesting, they've locked all the silly running-joke threads on the forum. XD Spate of intolerance, anyone?

Heh, Tacitus, good eye! Those 5 caipirinhas seem to have improved your vision some...

[Metalstrm]

How interesting, they've locked all the silly running-joke threads on the forum. XD Spate of intolerance, anyone?

Heh, Tacitus, good eye! Those 5 caipirinhas seem to have improved your vision some...

Is this a 2nd April fool joke?

[Disciple of Tacitus]

How interesting, they've locked all the silly running-joke threads on the forum. XD Spate of intolerance, anyone?

I'd be willing to bet it has something to do with bandwidth. Silly threads vs. serious threads. I'd chose to shut down the silly threads too - as long as they don't shut down the tavern! Where will we sleep?!??

*points to Horst Nordfink, passed out in the corner*