Tired of your daughter? Marry her off... ONLINE!!

[CrossLOPER]

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

[lars573]

They are all under 18, givez me teh creepz.

[Adrian II]

This is a joke, right?

Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.
Bride Price: $49,995

[Csargo]

Testimonials I've already seen the site I got a good laugh.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.

[Lemur]

It has to be a joke. But of course, there are just enough weird people in this world that it makes you think twice.

[Boyar Son]

Well if all else fails.....

[Adrian II]

It has to be a joke. But of course, there are just enough weird people in this world that it makes you think twice.

Of course, Lemur. But Jesus, what kind of ticket is this?

Olivia lived among the finer things in life until her family found themselves in diminished circumstances. She is looking for a husband that can not only get her back to where she was but help out those she loves as well.

This family clearly won't stop at 42.000 dollar, you'll be paying till your dying day to raise them out of the mess they got themselves into.

Or the other one, which is just a step removed from a brothel ad:

Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.

Need any more pointers to Dad's incestuous credentials?

God's will, eh?

[Lemur]

Whois points to an anonymous domain registration service. Dang it! I want to be 100% sure this is a joke ...

[Husar]

Are you afraid to give them your credit card info if it's a joke?

I couldn't find one that I could afford, apparently they're not into poor students.

[Proletariat]

Kyra A.
Age: 14 ½,
Location: Southeast

Ashlee R.
Age: 15,
Location: Midwest

Kristin J.
Age: 16,
Location: South

Makayla S.
Age: 15,
Location: Midwest

Gabriella M.
Age: 17,
Location: Southeast

Hrm, strong representation from the south/midwest here.

[Husar]

Hrm, strong representation from the south/midwest here.

I noticed you're not in there, don't your parents love you?

[Proletariat]

Guess not. I'm about 10-12 years older than my potential competitors on there, anyway.

[Caius]

How can decide the whole life of the girl?

[Crazed Rabbit]

I think it's fake.

Seems like it popped up recently, but testimonials are 'older' than the site - if you get my meaning.

Also: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/w..._our_daughter/

CR

[HoreTore]

How can decide the whole life of the girl?

It's very easy. You see, we are men. Women are not men. Clearly this means that the sole purpose of women, is to please us, the men. However, it's not our purpose to please the women, so why should we care about what they think? And they are weak and mentally unstable compared to us anyway.

[Csargo]

It's very easy. You see, we are men. Women are men. Clearly this means that the sole purpose of women, is to please us, the men. However, it's not our purpose to please the women, so why should we care about what they think? And they are weak and mentally unstable compared to us anyway.

[Husar]

Guess not. I'm about 10-12 years older than my potential competitors on there, anyway.

You just have to be cheap enough.

[seireikhaan]

Personally, I'm appalled at this. The site doesn't even offer a bundling package! What if a family wants to buy a three pack? Or a six pack?

[Caius]

It's very easy. You see, we are men. Women are not men. Clearly this means that the sole purpose of women, is to please us, the men. However, it's not our purpose to please the women, so why should we care about what they think? And they are weak and mentally unstable compared to us anyway.

I mean, its legaly the slavement of woman?

:P

[CrossLOPER]

I mean, its legaly the slavement of woman?

:P

It's not really enslavement. You'd think that a seventeen year old would go above 4000 USD.

[KukriKhan]

While we're all yukking it up over the foolishness of CrossLOPER's found site (which is fine)...

Let us remember that in Org-land females are humans, not for sale, and a "group", protected under the 'anti-group-bashing' rules here in the Backroom.

Alleged men allegedly offering alleged girls/women over the alleged internet - probably not equally protected. :)

And welcome back AdrianII, we've missed you and your keen insight.

[CrossLOPER]

Let us remember that in Org-land females are humans, not for sale, and a "group", protected under the 'anti-group-bashing' rules here in the Backroom.

....OK.... so what exactly did you see that prompted you to post this?

Oh, and it is alleged men AND women allegedly selling younger women on the internet.

[Papewaio]

HoreTore's tongue in cheek comment which unless understood as such would come across as highly offensive...

[Hepcat]

Is this legal? Of course. As the site points out, "Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice."

I find that rather disturbing about the USA. Here the legal age for a girl to be able to be married WITH her parent's permission is 16. It was changed from 12 to 16 in the late 1800s, so why does the USA still have a low legal marrying age?

[Shaka_Khan]

Guess not. I'm about 10-12 years older than my potential competitors on there, anyway.

That still makes you to be a quite young lady.

[Sigurd]

Wait…

So it is lawful to marry off your daughter when she is 13?
How does this apply to the sexual consent age laws in the US?
I know they range from 16 to 18 in the different states and if it happens to a minor (under the state consent age) it is statutory rape.

If this is a circumvention of the sexual consent laws… you guys should really do something about it. This is just not right.

For the record, no state in the US has a consent age lower than 16. That goes for the south-western, Midwest and southern states as well.

[naut]

Sigurd's point is an intriguing one; would marriage be a viable bypass?

[Adrian II]

I think it's fake.

Seems like it popped up recently, but testimonials are 'older' than the site - if you get my meaning.

Also: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/w..._our_daughter/

CR

That's a relief, of sorts. The fact that the site is registered anonymously through proxy doesn't reassure me. It could simply be a move to escape prosecution.

On the other hand: if it is a prank, it is extremely well made. I believe that the texts reflect exactly the kind of twisted reasoning (not to mention the kind of twisted lives) of the rare religious nutters who would be capable of this sort of thing.

[naut]

Re-reading over it it sounds scarily realistic.

[Husar]

Has anyone of you tried signing up your own daughter yet?
Would be one way to find out.