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[PershsNhpios]

You are swiftly responsive, and have the helpful dedication of a true ape, Monkey! I wonder if they serve vanilla coke with bananas at the old EB, and if so, I am going to find you a nice, monkey sized stool and I will pay for you to drink and eat as long as you wish!
Thank you very much, you have granted me the most in my questions here!

[The Celtic Viking]

You are swiftly responsive, and have the helpful dedication of a true ape, Monkey! I wonder if they serve vanilla coke with bananas at the old EB, and if so, I am going to find you a nice, monkey sized stool and I will pay for you to drink and eat as long as you wish!
Thank you very much, you have granted me the most in my questions here!

Oh, so apes are more dedicated and helpful than monkeys, eh? They're better than us, is that what you're saying? Gah! Apes are lesser beings! Look at their tails! Look at their tails!! Can you see them? No! You can't see them, because they don't have any! Tailless apes are inferior to us long-tailed monkeys! We are the Master Race!


... oh, and what makes you think that I like vanilla coke? The bananas will be graciously accepted, though.