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I dont want to be a Jedi, do you?
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/H...ight_Religion/
Most funny thing ever
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Re: I dont want to be a Jedi, do you?
I believe it is the fast growing religion in Australia
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
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It just goes to show how seriously people take census forms.
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Me friend put jedi on his census form.
A ha ha! Rainbows and unicorns! Rainbows and unicorns!
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A guy I know went round the local beach "converting" people to Jedi. Very funny, people were very confused indeed.
#Hillary4prism
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
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Incredible.
Who was their God? I guess Yoda
Who was their evil? Anakin? Darth Vader?
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
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Jedi don't have a god, they follow the force.
A ha ha! Rainbows and unicorns! Rainbows and unicorns!
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YES!! finaly my dreams come true
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Shucks. Here I was thinking His Noodly Majesty was making headway and Master Henderson's word was spreading more than any other creed. Just when we have established undeniable proof that global warming is caused by the worldwide decline in piracy since the early 1800's, Jediism takes the lead...
It's back on the hustings, my brethren. Pastafari!
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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I would have thought Time Lord would be more popular than Jedi in the Anglosphere. I guess the new Doctor Who is still making its comeback, then.
It seems like an awfully long time since I filled out a census form. Slap me on the head and call me Sylvia, but when is the next one? 2010?
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The Jedi as a religion is sort of dualist-buddhist. They believe in the good/light and evil/dark aspects of the force. Which has a will but not nessisarily intelligence.Incredible.
Who was their God? I guess Yoda
Who was their evil? Anakin? Darth Vader?
Time Lord is more like Gallifrian peerage than a religious affiliation.
The Jedi are given as being organized like the Templars or Hospitallers. So Yoda would be the Grand Master of the order. Then you have Master (as rank), Knight, Padawan, and Initiate/Youngling/Hopeful (some what unofficial you see).
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
I came, I saw, I kicked ass
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Amen.Shucks. Here I was thinking His Noodly Majesty was making headway and Master Henderson's word was spreading more than any other creed. Just when we have established undeniable proof that global warming is caused by the worldwide decline in piracy since the early 1800's, Jediism takes the lead...
It's back on the hustings, my brethren. Pastafari!
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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