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CrossLOPER 22:01 09-10-2007
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

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lars573 22:20 09-10-2007
They are all under 18, givez me teh creepz.

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Adrian II 22:35 09-10-2007
This is a joke, right?

Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.
Bride Price: $49,995


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Csargo 22:38 09-10-2007
Testimonials I've already seen the site I got a good laugh.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

—Mrs. Addrien L.


"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14


“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.


“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. Marry Our Daughter found me a husband and my parents were able to keep their house and pay off my mother’s medical bills. I was so glad I could help them, and being married at my age (I'm 16 now) has a lot of advantages, like my own credit card!"

—Nancy A.


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Lemur 23:49 09-10-2007
It has to be a joke. But of course, there are just enough weird people in this world that it makes you think twice.

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Boyar Son 00:04 09-11-2007
Well if all else fails.....

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Adrian II 00:05 09-11-2007
Originally Posted by Lemur:
It has to be a joke. But of course, there are just enough weird people in this world that it makes you think twice.
Of course, Lemur. But Jesus, what kind of ticket is this?

Olivia lived among the finer things in life until her family found themselves in diminished circumstances. She is looking for a husband that can not only get her back to where she was but help out those she loves as well.
This family clearly won't stop at 42.000 dollar, you'll be paying till your dying day to raise them out of the mess they got themselves into.

Or the other one, which is just a step removed from a brothel ad:

Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.
Need any more pointers to Dad's incestuous credentials?

God's will, eh?

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Kralizec 20:49 09-11-2007
Originally Posted by :
I think the site is a joke, and it's a testament to its brilliance that we're running around, flapping our wings, trying to figure out if it's for real.

Well played, anonymous webmaster. Well played.
Frankly I'm surprised anybody here thinks it might be real.

If it was real, don't you think there would be more entries than that?

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Del Arroyo 21:54 09-11-2007
It's marriage not slavery I would imagine in most of those cases the groom would get the worse end of the deal in the long run.

The biggest problem with marrying so young is the fact that most of the girls would not have completed what is considered a basic level of schooling. In sectors of society where a 4-year degree is considered a minimum, marriage is problematic before age 21 or 22.

Considering that the original intention of marriage was to provide a safe social framework for the practice of sex and its inevitable consequences, and considering that most girls are pretty horny by about age 16, it certainly does make sense that girls used to marry that young. In our current society it is socially problematic.

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Husar 22:15 09-11-2007
Originally Posted by Kralizec:
If it was real, don't you think there would be more entries than that?
No, why? There are enough and not everybody knows the site.
That's why we have to spread the link to get some cheaper girls on and maybe allow them to expand to Europe.

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Lemur 22:24 09-11-2007
Apparently somebody was upset enough to file an FBI report. Check it out:



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Csargo 22:27 09-11-2007
You filed a complaint Lemur? lolz?

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Lemur 22:35 09-11-2007
In my defense, everybody knows I use Firefox. That screengrab is clearly from a Safari user. (Sheesh, know your browsers.) My complaint was filed with Interpol.

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Kralizec 09:44 09-12-2007
Hehe, take a look at the page source.

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naut 13:12 09-12-2007
What about it Kralizec?

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Kralizec 15:56 09-12-2007
Look at the bottom...presumably this was to get google's attention:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
arranged
Russian
Philippines
mail-order
bride
matchmaker
forced
child
escort
sell
teen
sexy
wife
toy
buy
money
sold
traditionally
tradition
history
marry
obedient
price
parent
young
single
own
horror
American
husband
hot
blonde
brunette
redhead
13
14
15
16
17
save
stop
teenage
delinquent
juvenile
family
money
need
foreclosure
losing
escort
looking
shopping
child
diet
"weight loss"
slimming
nutritious


It smells like a scam rather than a joke.

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CrossLOPER 16:15 09-12-2007
"nutritious".... Interesting.

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Husar 17:08 09-12-2007
Originally Posted by Kralizec:
Look at the bottom...presumably this was to get google's attention:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
arranged
Russian
Philippines
mail-order
bride
matchmaker
forced
child
escort
sell
teen
sexy
wife
toy
buy
money
sold
traditionally
tradition
history
marry
obedient
price
parent
young
single
own
horror
American
husband
hot
blonde
brunette
redhead
13
14
15
16
17
save
stop
teenage
delinquent
juvenile
family
money
need
foreclosure
losing
escort
looking
shopping
child
diet
"weight loss"
slimming
nutritious


It smells like a scam rather than a joke.
Well, it wouldn't be the only site to get google's attention in such a way I guess.

Noone ordered Ashlee yet?

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CrossLOPER 18:01 09-12-2007
Originally Posted by Husar:
Noone ordered Ashlee yet?
... She's all yours man. Tell us how it goes.

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