Ok, ladies and gentlemen

[Beirut]

Hey baby, if you're happy, we're happy.

[Proletariat]

I say if you can't take a chomp out of the cake, fling it at the wall. But if you're happy we're all happy for ya, Husar. I think half the battle's been won here, tho. You gave it a shot, and most importantly, you didn't act desperate or shamefully, which is the most sure fire way to lose all leverage with women in general. I was worried you might take it too hard if things went south with your Fräulein, but it turns out things didn't really go south at all, and you acted in quite a manly fashion.



Get some younger gals. You can pretty much just wear a shirt saying, 'hey, I'm five years older than you' and you'll have them falling over you. Worked when I was around 20, anyway.

[naut]

It's interesting how it turned out Husar. Plenty more out there to choose from.

Worked when I was around 20, anyway.

You had 15 year old girls falling over you?

[Mikeus Caesar]

Too bad, Husar. At least you aren't getting all wound up over it :)

You had 15 year old girls falling over you?

I think Prole isn't telling us something...do tell, Prole.

[Kagemusha]

Well better result then the jealous boyfriend coming through your door with axe, Husar? Now back to hunting my friend, there are places to see and women to meet.

[Husar]

Well better result then the jealous boyfriend coming through your door with axe, Husar?

Yeah, though I was more worried of it being a chainsaw instead of an axe, my cooking pan can block axes fine I hope but chainsaws worry me a bit.

Concerning younger gals, well, meh, they're usually too...young for me. I actually thought she was a young gal I'm interested in for once but turned out she was just about as old as the other girls I'm usually interested in but I still think she doesn't look like 26.
And I'm talking about character here, 18 and 20 year-olds can look very nice, but apparently they(or those I came across so far) don't have the character traits I'm looking for.

[Papewaio]

How old are you Husar?

Women really do tend to go out with taller and older and richer guys... most of the mixed asian couples I have seen are European guy with Asian girl... while the reverse happens I noticed that virtually every time it is tall Asian guy with a short European girl.

One thing to note, women find guys who have other women interested in them more attractive... the very act of talking to another women is a drawcard... okay when you are single... rather debilitating when you are not.

[Bijo]

I was unaware you were actively hunting, Husar.

Yeah, though I was more worried of it being a chainsaw instead of an axe, my cooking pan can block axes fine I hope but chainsaws worry me a bit.

With that machine he is slow, bulky, and probably maneuvering in space unfit for combat efficiency while you are fast being barehanded. Dodge his attacks and choke the son of a... from behind. Make sure you disable his use of the chainsaw, incapacitate him quickly. In general: think fast, act fast, control. Use your surroundings well. Trust me: I've had someone come at me with a chainsaw before. Really, I'm not lying!

Concerning younger gals, well, meh, they're usually too...young for me. I actually thought she was a young gal I'm interested in for once but turned out she was just about as old as the other girls I'm usually interested in but I still think she doesn't look like 26.
And I'm talking about character here, 18 and 20 year-olds can look very nice, but apparently they(or those I came across so far) don't have the character traits I'm looking for.

Character? Hah!

Let me tell you something and remember this wisdom, this rule, I am about to provide for free: you must not be the hunter, but you must be the hunted.

[Andres]

I think half the battle's been won here, tho. You gave it a shot, and most importantly, you didn't act desperate or shamefully, which is the most sure fire way to lose all leverage with women in general.

So true