Ok, ladies and gentlemen

[Kagemusha]

Let me tell you something and remember this wisdom, this rule, I am about to provide for free: you must not be the hunter, but you must be the hunted.

True hunter lets the game come to him,instead running after it.Wise words Bijo.

[Husar]

True hunter lets the game come to him,instead running after it.Wise words Bijo.

We're talking about cake, not meat.

Being a baker I tend to hunt Elephants with a BBgun which basically means I could probably wait for ages until I score a lethal hit.
Now if I were shooting at chicks or birds, my BB gun would be more deadly, but those don't have enough flesh for me, I mean they can't decorate my cake.

[Kagemusha]

We're talking about cake, not meat.

Being a baker I tend to hunt Elephants with a BBgun which basically means I could probably wait for ages until I score a lethal hit.
Now if I were shooting at chicks or birds, my BB gun would be more deadly, but those don't have enough flesh for me, I mean they can't decorate my cake.

Ofcourse you need the right bate for the right game. Also there is no point on fishing on empty waters or hunting in a empty forest.

[Husar]

Ofcourse you need the right bate for the right game. Also there is no point on fishing on empty waters or hunting in a empty forest.

Exactly, it's just that unless you know someone who hunted there before you can hardly tell whether the forest is empty or not. I think I just found out.
It's still a nice forest though, good for a picknick for example.

And I also found some unknown species that I might have to explore a bit, maybe they taste good in a cake, maybe not.

At least I'm not on a witch hunt.

[Kagemusha]

But how do you know, you are not on a witch hunt? I have heard from wise men,that it takes a long series of test´s to unveil a witch.

[Husar]

That's what they want you to believe, I've been on a witch hunt before, took me half a year to recover but the witch didn't get away without a scratch either I hope.

You can never be 100% sure but then you can never be 100% sure about anything in life, can you? It's what makes life and hunting interesting, sometimes you hit a bear and it will attack you vigorously.

For now I have to catch an iron horse and travel to another forest.

[Kagemusha]

That's what they want you to believe, I've been on a witch hunt before, took me half a year to recover but the witch didn't get away without a scratch either I hope.

You can never be 100% sure but then you can never be 100% sure about anything in life, can you? It's what makes life and hunting interesting, sometimes you hit a bear and it will attack you vigorously.

For now I have to catch an iron horse and travel to another forest.

Im thinking the exactly same thing.Good hunting Husar.

[Caius]

That's what they want you to believe, I've been on a witch hunt before, took me half a year to recover but the witch didn't get away without a scratch either I hope.

You can never be 100% sure but then you can never be 100% sure about anything in life, can you? It's what makes life and hunting interesting, sometimes you hit a bear and it will attack you vigorously.

For now I have to catch an iron horse and travel to another forest.

In Argentina there are lots of good looking girls!

[Louis VI the Fat]

Exactly, it's just that unless you know someone who hunted there before you can hardly tell whether the forest is empty or not. I think I just found out.
It's still a nice forest though, good for a picknick for example.

Meh. I prefer crawling on all fours trough a nice bush, looking for that perfect redberry, followed by a nice dive up some slippery stream...

But if it works for you, then I'm happy for you.

Me, I want either friendship, or I want more from a girl. I don't mean that in a conservative kind of way, but for reasons of sanity and self-preservation.

What I absolutely try to avoid, is becoming one of those guys who's 'friends' with a girl whom he is secretly madly in love with. You see them hanging around pretty girls all the time, sticking around for years, humiliating themselves because everybody knows it except for the girl herself. Typically, the girl will call them up in the middle of the night with tales of yet another complete jerk she's been having a disastrous adventures with, 'and thanks for being such a good listener and I really appreciate your friendship'.

I've done it once too, but luckily regained my sense of self-esteem and sensibility after a few months and just faced up to the reality that I would never get her.

(Not saying you two are like this, Husar. Just sharing stuff)

[Husar]

I know what you mean Louis.

Maybe I have a different way of feeling because becoming good friends is sort of a necessity for me, without it, I don't want more. For me it's not either this or that but first this then that.

And I haven't had any girl call me in the middle of the night ever.

But thanks for sharing your stuff.

[SwordsMaster]

Meh. I prefer crawling on all fours trough a nice bush, looking for that perfect redberry, followed by a nice dive up some slippery stream...

But if it works for you, then I'm happy for you.

Me, I want either friendship, or I want more from a girl. I don't mean that in a conservative kind of way, but for reasons of sanity and self-preservation.

What I absolutely try to avoid, is becoming one of those guys who's 'friends' with a girl whom he is secretly madly in love with. You see them hanging around pretty girls all the time, sticking around for years, humiliating themselves because everybody knows it except for the girl herself. Typically, the girl will call them up in the middle of the night with tales of yet another complete jerk she's been having a disastrous adventures with, 'and thanks for being such a good listener and I really appreciate your friendship'.

I've done it once too, but luckily regained my sense of self-esteem and sensibility after a few months and just faced up to the reality that I would never get her.

(Not saying you two are like this, Husar. Just sharing stuff)

Lads, lads. Please. You turn off your phone during the night. And don't give women your house number! They might call you when you're entertaining other women!

Youngsters! Only family and people you actually want to call you if something happens should ever get your house number. That does sometimes include people you sleep with, but not necessarily.

[Kekvit Irae]

*peeks in* Did someone mention cake?