Ok, ladies and gentlemen

**SwordsMaster** · 09-15-2007, 21:57

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Meh. I prefer crawling on all fours trough a nice bush, looking for that perfect redberry, followed by a nice dive up some slippery stream...

But if it works for you, then I'm happy for you.

Me, I want either friendship, or I want more from a girl. I don't mean that in a conservative kind of way, but for reasons of sanity and self-preservation.

What I absolutely try to avoid, is becoming one of those guys who's 'friends' with a girl whom he is secretly madly in love with. You see them hanging around pretty girls all the time, sticking around for years, humiliating themselves because everybody knows it except for the girl herself. Typically, the girl will call them up in the middle of the night with tales of yet another complete jerk she's been having a disastrous adventures with, 'and thanks for being such a good listener and I really appreciate your friendship'.

I've done it once too, but luckily regained my sense of self-esteem and sensibility after a few months and just faced up to the reality that I would never get her.

(Not saying you two are like this, Husar. Just sharing stuff)

Lads, lads. Please. You turn off your phone during the night. And don't give women your house number! They might call you when you're entertaining other women!

Youngsters! Only family and people you actually want to call you if something happens should ever get your house number. That does sometimes include people you sleep with, but not necessarily.

**Kekvit Irae** · 09-16-2007, 05:16

*peeks in* Did someone mention cake?

**Strike For The South** · 09-16-2007, 05:21

Why no one takes my advice is beyond its good stuff. Oh well as long as your happy big guy

**Csargo** · 09-16-2007, 05:23

Cake? Where?

**doc_bean** · 09-16-2007, 08:30

As long as there's cake, everybody's happy !

**Husar** · 09-16-2007, 17:43

Originally Posted by doc_bean

As long as there's cake, everybody's happy !

Exactly!

There's always a place for cake in my heart.

**Sigurd** · 09-17-2007, 16:13

DAMN!!!!

Another plan in the toilett. Back to the drawing board Husar.

And what is up with this 26 is old crap? She is only 4 years older than you Hus.
When I married my wife she was 24 and I was 27... hmm ... Ok, I have no point here.

BTW: It is not over until the fat lady ... *cough*
If you are comfortable being her friend, be her friend. Go out to the discos with her and have fun. You never know, the one that will make you forget about this one could be watching you dance on that pole stand. It has happened to me once or twice. Somehow you become interesting when being in the spotlight like that. Get that haircut, work on your tan and be crazy at the disco. It could be this recipe is too old nowadays, but it worked magic in the 90's.