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    Default The Spinache Pie Conspiracy [Concluded]

    The Spinache Pie Conspiracy!

    The tall man was running over the street. All of the sudden he stopped. He was surrounded by men in black suits. One of them came forward. "Give it up, Popeye, it's over."

    "Pie gives you muscles. Popeye eats pie!" the tall man shouted brave.

    "I thought Popeye ate spinach?" the man said, calmly.

    " Popeye ate pie. It's a conspiracy! They modified those cartoons. He ate pie, not spinach. Damn cartoon-modifiers! They are everywhere! Everywhere! Popeye ate pie! You damn liars. Pie he ate. Verhofstadt, the Belgian prime minister, never eats pie. You can see it on his ugly teeth. And Bush too. Verhofstadt and Bush: they modified the Popeye cartoons! Damn spinach-lobbyists!"

    The man in the suit stayed calm. "I'm partial to spinach. And kale. But mainly pie, for from pie do all blessings flow. Even if there apparently is a political conspiracy to subvert the true meaning of pie."

    "Is that sarcasm? You're trying to deny the conspiracy? Hm! Ah, now I see, you're also a conspirator. Aren't you trying to convince me to eat spinach instead of pie? You pie-hater! You will burn in the pie-less hell of the Devil-without-Pie! You will be punished for your blaspheme : No more pie for you!"

    "Whoa, I think a course of Valium Pie might become necessary...!" the man said, with a sarcastic smile on his face. "Knock-out shot please."

    The tall men kept shouting: "You see! It is a conspiracy. Now they claim a true pie believer to be suffering from a mental disease. Please, no Valium-pie! Aaaaa...rgh"

    The subversive tall men was dropped in a van and transported to a high security state prison.

    Pop and Pie saw the event. They were the only remaining anti spinache conspiracy conspirators left. They had to free the tall man who was their leader. And so, they infiltrated the prison where they kept the tall man, disguised as spinache pie conspirators. They would have to make the guards disappear one at the time...


    Welcome to the new mini mafia: the spinache pie conspiracy.

    Two mafia, they get 1 kill each night.

    One detective. He will sneak around the building at night, disguised as a spinache pie.

    Votes have to be bolded, blah blah blah... You know the drill.

    I need 12 players.

    Sign ups are closed!


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    Last edited by Andres; 09-15-2007 at 13:02.
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