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Thread: In the spirit of "If it does not fit, you must acquit"

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    Dyslexic agnostic insomniac Senior Member Goofball's Avatar
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    Default In the spirit of "If it does not fit, you must acquit"

    How about some new snappy one liners thart OJ can use in his upcoming legal defence? Here are a couple of good ones I heard on the radio this morning:

    "The stuff was mine, there ain't no crime."

    and

    "It's my memorabilia, don't make me hafta kill ya."

    Anybody got anything else?
    "What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"

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    Default Re: In the spirit of "If it does not fit, you must acquit"

    "There was no gun; we were just havin' fun!"

    "They stole my stuff, that ain't no guff!"
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    Dyslexic agnostic insomniac Senior Member Goofball's Avatar
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    Default Re: In the spirit of "If it does not fit, you must acquit"

    Nice Kukri.

    Gregoshi, nothing from you? I thought you'd be all over this like ugly on an ape...
    "What, have Canadians run out of guns to steal from other Canadians and now need to piss all over our glee?"

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