Corporate Anthems

**woad&fangs** · 09-22-2007, 17:17

Originally Posted by Lemur

KPMG seems to be channeling the bastard offspring of Journey and the Carpenters. Not as aesthetically offensive as the others, but evil in its own right. I dare you to listen to the whole thing.

Oh God, When Will It End!!!!!!?????

.... Finally it stops. Hah, I accepted your dare and triumphed!!!

**Lemur** · 09-22-2007, 17:34

I just realized, there's nothing political, religious or offensive about this subject. Well, it is offensive, but only aesthetically. I should have posted this to the Frontroom, and put it back here our of habit. My bad. Could some kindly mod move the thread, please? I want to share this evil with the widest possible audience.

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All I can say is that you're a braver man than I, woad&fangs. I never actually managed to get through the whole thing. I think my current favorite is SAP's offering. There's something horribly, terribly wrong with white boys rapping about software.

**Ser Clegane** · 09-22-2007, 18:13

I wonder if the anthem that a department of the company I work for "published" will make an appearance in this thread

**Lemur** · 09-22-2007, 23:28

Originally Posted by Ser Clegane

I wonder if the anthem that a department of the company I work for "published" will make an appearance in this thread

Don't just tease us, Ser -- share the goodies, if you've got 'em.

I was out with the kids and the wife all day, and damned if I didn't catch myself humming "Everyone's a winner at Nixon Peabody" more than once. I feel infected.

**Lemur** · 09-23-2007, 00:09

One new anthem, and an important update. I seems the song I posted was Drupa's 2004 song. I now have their 2008 ditty, and it's a wowzer.

Microsoft India has this little bilingual offering. I think I can safely say that this contains the least offensive rap about a GUI that I've heard.

As promised, Drupa's 2008 anthem. Still Europop. Less Abba-esque this time.

**Productivity** · 09-23-2007, 04:19

The SAP one is hilarious - it's worse when you use both JDE and SAP and are aware of the competition between them.

There's a guy at work who has the old Texaco anthem in his head and sings it everynow and then

- I'll see if I can find a recording of it somewhere in the work archives.