Author Note:
Using Agent Miles' suggested system, I will try (key word) to effectively and correctly emulate military talk. While his notes have been helpful, when referencing numbers I will continue using regular one, two, three, four.
Otherwise...
Originally Posted by Agent Miles
The Red Blanket
"Saltshaker Four, Saltshaker Five. 0400 Report. Over."
"Saltshaker Five, Saltshaker Four, our squad moved from Golf-Golf-Two to Golf-Golf-Three, and we..."
Silence
"Saltshaker Four, report?"
"We got, a, a, uh, Saltshaker Five."
"What is it Saltshaker Four?"
"Have you contacted Saltshaker Three yet?"
"Yes, they were moving from Golf-Golf-Three to Golf-Golf-Four. Caught them moving through Hainburg. "
"We found Saltshaker Three."
Silence
"What do you mean you found Saltshaker Three?"
"We (voices in the background) SHUT UP!"
"Saltshaker Four?"
"The bloody (voices in the background)"
"Saltshaker Four what is going on? Do we need to drop some napalm or fly recon?"
"There was (voices in the background) WILL YOU BE QUIET! Do you need aid? No! I've got the sergeant on the horn. He'll know what to do."
"Saltshaker Four what the hell is going on! Unless I get some answers..."
"Sarge, we got Saltshaker Three here. All of them."
Silence
"What do you mean, all of them?"
"Alive, sir. We got them all, alive."
"So, Sergeant Domenic, you found the entire third squad, naked, in the forest?" The Humvee was jumping and jittering across the Washington roads, buttoned and cratered by bombs and shells. Inside Captain Youngton and Domenic talked in the back.
"Well, evidently, the squad corporal is a joker, and a bad one. If he wasn't so good with a gun, he'd be in some jail cell. He was the cook, dropped some sleeping cell tablets in their food. The squad dropped to sleep. He then stripped them to their boxers, tied them to a tree, and left them there. When Saltshaker Four found the squad, well, they were surprised, to say the least."
"We fight a war, and we have these jokers."
"War makes strange bedfellows."
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