Your New Friend

[Vuk]

C. I talk to myself, and I prefer isolation to the comfort of actual people, so no loss to me if there's nobody around.

That is because you have never been truly alone. In a place out in the middle of nowhere, with no humans for an hundred miles, you may change your mind. ;)
Some people go crazy when marooned by themselves.

Vuk - Stupid Statement Policeman

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