Well...I thought this would be a good idea....
so contribute......
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tips on chicks
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I would suggest feeding them until old and plump, then slicing her up for a good rotisserie for friend and family.
Unless your talking about women, and then you might as well try to find what divides by 0.
P.S. - I suggest talking to BKS or Beirut, since they are both handsome devils.Last edited by Marshal Murat; 09-26-2007 at 00:05.
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Have you just been dumped?
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Ain't no tips, man. You either understand how they work, or you don't. Now understanding is something you won´t get out of an internet forum...
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Chicks are rather pointless they take all your money and time and genrally give little back in turn, whcih is why you should only talk to them when your chancess of getting laid increase exponentially. IE: Tackle drunk *******
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And we smell good, too. Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
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What?
jus' thought it'd be a good thread.....slim picking in here....
ok here's one
"hello my name is...."
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"You don't sweat much for a fat chick!"
Give that one a shot, see how it goes.
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"You remind me of my mother"
"I don't use condoms"
"How old are you"
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Got it all laid out for you right here. Originally Posted by K COSSACK
;) ;) ;) ;)
Says something about the type of chicks you go for. :P Originally Posted by Strike For The South
If a girl is at a bar looking to get laid, don't expect much more from her.
Cossack, here is my real advice. The best thing you could possibly do is be very carefull about the chicks you are interested in. If all you want is "to get laid", that is what those girls at the bar SFTS was talking about are there for. If you want something more however, you will have to look for it, and in a different crowd. There is my real advice on chicks.
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restate this...
this thread is for every guy who still makes love to more than 1 woman.
for all of us ok?
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Chicks, dude, chicks!
(name the movie!)
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They don't serve cake in bars...
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I go for quality, not quantity. ;) Originally Posted by K COSSACK
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I shouldn't have come in this thread.
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It's a good spamthread. Originally Posted by Ichigo
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There are several different ways to interpret this statement, one of which frightens and disturbs me. Originally Posted by Ichigo
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mmmmmm, cake Originally Posted by Husar
. Vuk's thread was pretty lousy.(Of course I'm really skinny and drive a minivan)
I have one word for y'all.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
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Hey now!! :O Originally Posted by Waldinger
mmmmmm, cake. Vuk's thread was pretty lousy.(Of course I'm really skinny and drive a minivan)
I have one word for y'all.Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
;)
It was meant to be humorous. :P It gets better the more you read. :P
VukHammer, anvil, forge and fire, chase away The Hoofed Liar. Roof and doorway, block and beam, chase The Trickster from our dreams.Vigilance is our shield, that protects us from our squalid past. Knowledge is our weapon, with which we carve a path to an enlightened future.
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! It's adorable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
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Kekvittles, the fact that YOU know how to pick up chicks is hot
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Originally Posted by Sooh
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That's a no brainer itchy, everyone knows you're supposed to rewind your DVDs before you return them to the rental place. DURRRRRRRR
This thread is about CHICKS!
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Last edited by Csargo; 09-26-2007 at 01:47.
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laugh it up guys
make this thread locked....
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Horrible link. Thread over. Originally Posted by Ice
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRR
Why me?????????????
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MISTER BIG SHOT MAN.Last edited by Boyar Son; 09-26-2007 at 03:15.
