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    So that chick kekvit comes along and all you guys chicken out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by K COSSACK
    How come all the gay actin' guys and the one in touch with their feminine side gets allthe hot ones.....sssssssuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    So that chick kekvit comes along and all you guys chicken out.
    You are refering to Assistant Moderator Kekvit Irae of The Arena I assume?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    You are refering to Assistant Moderator Kekvit Irae of The Arena I assume?

    Yes, that's the chick I'm talking about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
    Calling her a "chick" is like calling her a "walking sexual favor."
    On which planet? :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk Brankovic
    On which planet? :P
    I think it's mars


    On a serious note, I just got a girlfriend, for the first time ever, and I've kinda been letting her move us along,which seems to be at a slow pace which is perfect. She is basically all that I look for in a girl(not saying she's the one as it's HEEELLLA early in the relationship), but my advice from what I have seen, is that you should go for the personality first if she is attractive, to make sure that there is something worthwhile behind all of those good looks. O, and asking her to do things like putting your arm around her or holding her hand(or in my friend's case kissing her), is also a good idea, but not in a forceful way so that she doesn't feel under pressure and not being forced by you to do things that she doesn't want.

    I really haven't read the whole thread just been kinda following it off and on as it's all over the place, so sorry if i repeat a few things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Because we're smarter than you.
    Beirut, I am in no way questioning your homosexuality,your love for short shorts, Britney Spears, or your fanaticism for sex and city. Please do not sue me for hate crimes.

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    U know im just jokin right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decker
    I think it's mars


    On a serious note, I just got a girlfriend, for the first time ever, and I've kinda been letting her move us along,which seems to be at a slow pace which is perfect. She is basically all that I look for in a girl(not saying she's the one as it's HEEELLLA early in the relationship), but my advice from what I have seen, is that you should go for the personality first if she is attractive, to make sure that there is something worthwhile behind all of those good looks. O, and asking her to do things like putting your arm around her or holding her hand(or in my friend's case kissing her), is also a good idea, but not in a forceful way so that she doesn't feel under pressure and not being forced by you to do things that she doesn't want.

    I really haven't read the whole thread just been kinda following it off and on as it's all over the place, so sorry if i repeat a few things.
    Damn those martians! ;) lol

    Seriously, congrats. :P Got a ways to go, but you learn somewhere. ;)
    You are right to go for her personality; that is what really matters. Some times outward characteristics can be an indication of personality (a fat body, a grumpy face, etc), but not always. Want the best advice I think anyone could give you?
    Be honest!
    That really is a big one (and a hard one sometimes :P) If you are not a nascar racer, or sports champ, or a math wiz, that is alright. In any lasting relationship, she will find all that out anyway. It is better to be honest with her, and let her decide if she really likes you at the beginning, before parting gets hard. (which is not to say that you should only be honest at the beginning :P)
    Another good effect of being honest is that it will likely make her feel more comfortable being honest with you.

    One more piece of advice for anyone trying to have a serious relationship (and it is also pretty important): You have to remember that women have an image in their heads about men, that we are a bunch of perverts who only want to get them into bed. :P (While this IS true of some men, it certainly is not true of all)
    To make it worse, as men we are naturally attracted to women and their figures, and they may take things such as a look or touch as an indication that you are "like all other men" and just want to see them naked. :P It is hard sometimes, but don't stare, and try to keep away from "guy and girl" subjects of conversation, as they will have the same effect. It is kinda awkward at first, but you do not want women to fit you into their pre-generalization of men.


    Hope that helps and doesn't just make you role your eyes. :P

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    Just find a group of hot blondes and tell them you are organising bowling matches for people that can't write.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    Judging by some of the comments here, I don't think that "aiming" to get "chicks" is too low, possibly about the right level. Not sure they could handle, nor want more.
    I hope that's not aimed at me.


    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk Brankovic
    On which planet? :P
    Planet Bob.

    That was an extremely obscure reference by the way.

    It's the word+the tone that makes the meaning. And from my broken nose I detected the sense that everyone here means "chicks" as in "walking sexual favors." Why else would one be asking for "tips on chicks?" So you could engage in stimulating intellectual discourse with the eloquent lady you meet at a social gathering place?

    Bah. Be honest, when guys say that it means they want to take off her panties.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    Just find a group of hot blondes and tell them you are organising bowling matches for people that can't write.
    Congratulations on the first blonde joke of the thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K COSSACK
    Beirut, I am in no way questioning your homosexuality,your love for short shorts, Britney Spears, or your fanaticism for sex and city. Please do not sue me for hate crimes.

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    Oh, and it's Celine Dion, not Britney Spears. I mean, really!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    As long as your tolerance is intact you are always welcome in The Frontroom.

    Oh, and it's Celine Dion, not Britney Spears. I mean, really!
    good, I thought I went a little overboard.


    so we can all say that you cant just walk up to a girl and ask her out, first you need to conversate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiochusIII

    It's the word+the tone that makes the meaning. And from my broken nose I detected the sense that everyone here means "chicks" as in "walking sexual favors." Why else would one be asking for "tips on chicks?" So you could engage in stimulating intellectual discourse with the eloquent lady you meet at a social gathering place?

    Bah. Be honest, when guys say that it means they want to take off her panties.
    Well...to me it means tips on chicks. :P Not on getting them to sleep with you, but on getting them interested in you and talking to you.
    If that is what you want, a lot of girls want to be picked up as much as you want to pick them up. I dare say they would not get offended if you tried. :P
    If you tried to pick up a straight, classy lady on the other hand... :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk Brankovic
    Damn those martians! ;) lol

    Seriously, congrats. :P Got a ways to go, but you learn somewhere. ;)
    You are right to go for her personality; that is what really matters. Some times outward characteristics can be an indication of personality (a fat body, a grumpy face, etc), but not always. Want the best advice I think anyone could give you?
    Be honest!
    That really is a big one (and a hard one sometimes :P) If you are not a nascar racer, or sports champ, or a math wiz, that is alright. In any lasting relationship, she will find all that out anyway. It is better to be honest with her, and let her decide if she really likes you at the beginning, before parting gets hard. (which is not to say that you should only be honest at the beginning :P)
    Another good effect of being honest is that it will likely make her feel more comfortable being honest with you.

    One more piece of advice for anyone trying to have a serious relationship (and it is also pretty important): You have to remember that women have an image in their heads about men, that we are a bunch of perverts who only want to get them into bed. :P (While this IS true of some men, it certainly is not true of all)
    To make it worse, as men we are naturally attracted to women and their figures, and they may take things such as a look or touch as an indication that you are "like all other men" and just want to see them naked. :P It is hard sometimes, but don't stare, and try to keep away from "guy and girl" subjects of conversation, as they will have the same effect. It is kinda awkward at first, but you do not want women to fit you into their pre-generalization of men.


    Hope that helps and doesn't just make you role your eyes. :P

    Vuk
    Good advice mate, thanks.
    "No one said it was gonna be easy! If it was, everyone would do it..that's who you know who really wants it."

    All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.-Bierut

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