can we even be sure that Turkey exists? I mean, have you been there? I haven't either. So any conclusions as to the actual existence of Turkey is, at best, guess work.
I've been somewhere that claimed to be Turkey, but now you mention it everyone there was a white working class English person. I've seen more Turks in Haringey. Maybe the plane flew in circles for three hours and then landed at Margate?

Mr Phillips seizes his trivial activities and becomes head of a new 'thank you France' commission
This would probably be an improvement.