You know your an EB nerd if...

[madmatg]

Seeing as so many people seem to be putting life on hold for the new release of EB. i think it is an appropriate time to make a list of the nerdiest things you have done pertaining to EB, maybe if we get some good ones ill make a pole and we can crown the nerdiest nerd of us all!

Mine:
I have EB music on my iTunes and i even made an album art for it which can be found here . just save that to the desktop go to iTunes, highligh all your EB songs, right click then go to Get info and click on the album art empty space and find the picture you downloaded! wahlla! nerdy iTunes!

[Poulp']

.. if at 3am you're still refreshing your page one last time before going to sleep

[Hooahguy]

...you're dreaming of killing barbarians with your disciplined legions in EB in your sleep

[Megas Pyrrhos]

...if after anything that goes right in life for you, you say, "Glorious Victory! Rome has conquered!" while simultaneously hearing the "exterminate populace" noise of people being slaughtered by oneself in one's head.

[Centurion Crastinus]

Planning game strategy when you are on a 9 mile hump at 0200 at OCS.

[NeoSpartan]

..IF your drawing up stetches of battle tactics to use on the edge of the paper while your teacher is giving a lecture.

[skuzzy]

If you tie a blanket around your neck and make an aluminum helmet and sword cheering your men on during battle.

[Mouzafphaerre]

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...if you're talking about teaching the Eleutheroi their lessons in vanilla MTW 2.01/RTW-BI
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[Beefy187]

.. If you starts bragging about how you managed to beat far more superior Roman army as Arverni to your girlfriend...

Havnt done that yet

[Goatus_Boyus]

You try and entice your wife into a night of romance by showing her close ups of nude fanatics??...(Is it just me?)

[J.Alco]

...If you actually panic and believe the jokes posted by the EB team about them 'cutting down' the unit roster in 1.0, and then proceed to go into self-imposed mourning

Oh! And if you start to actually learn how people insulted one another in ancient languages (Big thanks to all the people who contributed to that thread!)

[Thaatu]

You try and entice your wife into a night of romance by showing her close ups of nude fanatics??...(Is it just me?)

It's fairly common, and quite romantic if done right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

[iwwtf_az]

if your Mozilla home page is the EB main forum, and you rarely check the other ORG forums.

[blank]

...if you think about the naked fanatics while having sex

...if you know what "EDU", "pteryges", and "DMB" mean

...if you are in love with RTW naked women and want them in EB

if your Mozilla home page is the EB main forum, and you rarely check the other ORG forums.

...there are other .org forums? Never heard of those...
Seriously.

[Parkev]

...you already have your EB 1.0 clean install ready, just to remove that extra 10 minutes of copying.
...thinking about it some more, you guess you probably would just use your original clean install without copying it at all if EB 1.0 was out and you had forgotten to copy.

[Respenus]

...if after anything that goes right in life for you, you say, "Glorious Victory! Rome has conquered!" while simultaneously hearing the "exterminate populace" noise of people being slaughtered by oneself in one's head.

You won't believe me, but I click the exterminate button just to hear that sound. Of course shouting the above lines whenever I win.

You an EB, when instead of relaxing and waiting for sleep to come, you consider the impact your Romani attack on Spain from Africa is going to have (long one, happened to me. Bloody Cartage!)

[Kampfkrebs]

...if you are an EB member

[TWFanatic]

...if you wake up with your sheet intricately folded around you as a toga.

[Geoffrey S]

...yov start vsing vs in vnvsval places.

[Arzeal]

when you actually hold anything long enough in over-hand hoplite fashion w. the left hand pertending like wearing a shield ... I did it w. my broom stick and my katana

[The Celt]

If you grab a knife from your kitchen drawer, wear your mother's jewelry around your neck and arms, put a pot on your head, and then proceed to sprint across the neighborhood in your birthday suit screaming "Basbh basbh basbh!!" to anyone nearby.........
.........
........Not that I've ever done that...

[Horst Nordfink]

...you're dreaming of killing barbarians with your disciplined legions in EB in your sleep

I've done this more than once. In fact, I had one of those dreams last night.

I'm such a geek.

[NeoSpartan]

If grab a knife from your drawer, put your mother's jewelry around your neck and arms, put a pot on your head, and then proceed to sprint across the neighborhood in your birthday suit screaming "Basbh basbh basbh!!" to anyone nearby.........
.........
........Not that I've ever done that...

LOL!!! well I am gonna be doing this in Halloween.

[woad&fangs]

...You instinctively reach for your javelin when you see elephants at the zoo.

...You realize that you actually have a javelin on you.

Seriously, it seems like every unit and his grandma has Javelins in EB.

[russia almighty]

Thinking that Indo-Norse would be more badass than the Baktrians and then going on and drawing there units .

[Arzeal]

wow I havent seen Elephants so ages so may 2morrow I will test if I had any strange reaction like that , for dreaming, I got it alot recently, due to holidays devoted to EB ^^

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

If you think "no, just another turn" instead of "no, just another five minutes of sleep" when you wake up in the morning, not yet awake and still dreaming of moving around your stacks in the mountainous north.

If you think of strategies for securing the Balkans while you take a walk in the city.

If you can tell what Doryphoroi Pontikoi are, or the difference between a Thureos and an Aspis.

[Respenus]

If you think "no, just another turn" instead of "no, just another five minutes of sleep" when you wake up in the morning, not yet awake and still dreaming of moving around your stacks in the mountainous north.

This is more then true for me. Kept me up all night, my parents had to get me away.

[Spoofa]

If you can tell what Doryphoroi Pontikoi are, or the difference between a Thureos and an Aspis.

psh that one's EASY!




I think im an eb nerd

[woad&fangs]

If you think "no, just another turn" instead of "no, just another five minutes of sleep" when you wake up in the morning, .

Or you instinctively move your hand towards you and to the right when you finish something. The elephant thing was a joke but I have done this on several occasions.