You know your an EB nerd if...

[Mouzafphaerre]

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...if you swear Bastarnoz instead of b@ςtard and talk about Sucum-Murgi instead of $cum.
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[Hellenic_Hoplite]

If you sit in you're underwaer wearing a Corinthian helmet while playing EB.

[Cheexsta]

I wear a wreath when I play as Rome...

I'm often tempted to put on my toga as well (still have one from a toga party earlier this year), but it's way too much effort.

[Spvrrina Vestricivs]

When you check your evening meal for authenticity according to the faction you're playing and then say to your better half (who has lovingly slaved over a hot stove for this while you've been off conquering the world): "You know, if it wasn't for the mashed potatoes, this would be a meal fit for a (insert factional dignitary of choice here)."

Whenever you enter the room your better half breaks into a deliberately off-key rendition of the first few bars of "Hail The Conquering Hero."