You know your an EB nerd if...

[Palasta]

...if you get a (romani)campaign finished, swollen with pride you walk to the next window and open it, loud and orgastic you begin your speech with the words: "Romans, Fellow Citizens, Friends! I Have Conquered! Bow To My Mightyness...!"

[Cyclops]

You know you're an EB nerd if...

You smile at the mention of the word "Bartix".

You wonder why your local tavern seems to create more unrest than it quells.

You think a sergeant has 3 more armour, attack and morale than a cadet (think about it).

You scoff at generals testifying to Congress: if they were any good they would have stars floating over their heads, not on their shoulders!

You plan a trip to the mediterranean, and wonder how many EB wonders you will be able to catch. Done that.

[Titus Manlius Imperiosus]

You know you're an EB nerd if...

if you wake up in the middle of the night dreaming of playing an EB boardgame, complete with miniatures, cards and all... it happened last night.

[Mouzafphaerre]

You know you're an EB nerd if...

if you wake up in the middle of the night dreaming of playing an EB boardgame, complete with miniatures, cards and all... it happened last night.

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I dream my campaign almost every knight.
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[Tellos Athenaios]

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I dream my campaign almost every knight.
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[Charge]

no no no,

you know you're an EB nerd if you seriously think that battle of Alesia was won by roman diplomats!

Extreme accuracy, isnt it?
(no comments needed)

[Severian Huizi]

... You spend everything in your wallet by the end of every day to prevent from becoming Wildly Extravagant

[Tellos Athenaios]

Isn't that a contradictio in terminis, though?

[iwwtf_az]

...you drag your nasty anciliaries onto your best friend who is in the same room(province), and in turn, drag his good ones on you.


...if you actually feel better than those lowly people who just play vanilla, while glancing at the other forums of EB(i just found out there were)

[sgsandor]

When you go into taverns to pick up chubby women to get the casual adulteer trait
When you drink at the same tavern and tlk to the old dude in the corner and pick up drunken uncle trait
When you look on ebay for "semi accurate armor and a gladius" to command your legions properly
When you actully get the bartix jokes(still working on that it needs its own thread already)
Scream for more wine from your blasted slaves and your mom tells you "to go get your own soda"
When you lose a battle you throw all your clothes into the middle of the room to make your own funneral pyre
When you find your self in class drawing up battle lines and tactics on your class notes
When you see beautiful women you think to yourself "we do more then take a city, we take their holy places their women folk"
When you stop using soap and switch to olive oil to get "Romanized"
When you drink too much you scream quotes from the EB loading screens
When you greet people as "citizen"
When you seriously consider getting "Quisque Barbarus Alio(sp)" tattooed on your person
When you think of intresting questions to ask on the board