Something Awful VS The Dating Game AKA i laughed so hard milk came out my nose

[Mikeus Caesar]

This is in the backroom due to it's rather questionable content, but damn is it funny.

Basically, the Something Awful forum goons raided some game made by Sony called 'The dating game'. In said game they were asked questions by some sad loser looking for love over the internet, and promptly gave hilarious answers.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feat...orum-goons.php

I warn you not to read this while eating or drinking, because you will laugh. I did while drinking some milk and ended up blasting it out of my nose all over the monitor.

And for those who are interested in what made me laugh so hard...

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You're a bottle of wine. What does it say on the label?

Contents may cause birth defects.

[Fragony]

Somethingawful rocks, my favorite are the pizza matrix and possitive schoolposters gone wrong.

[Pannonian]

Somethingawful rocks, my favorite are the pizza matrix and possitive schoolposters gone wrong.

A few examples of the latter?

[Fragony]

Owww god somebody mob me up and throw me in a bucket

[Fragony]

Pizza Matrix, all are great http://www.somethingawful.com/d/come...zza-matrix.php

[lars573]

The first one really cracked me up.

I decide not to go out with you. Give me too reasons to cahnge my mind

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.45 and a shovel and 9mm and woodchipper.

[Geoffrey S]

Go Fargo. I didn't laugh though...

[The Wizard]

Well, I'm never too positive about them goons, but this made me lulz hard

[naut]

I hit women during sex. And not during sex

Lol, in a disturbing way.