I had a voyage very similar to that of Columbus this morning too.
After what seemed like a millenium, I woke up from my slumber and slowly make my way from my bedroom(Old World). I hoped to make it to the Orient (kitchen) for some savory foods filled w/ many spices. However, I seemed to stumble onto a new, strange land (my computer) filled with strange people (The ORG). I tried to communicate to the strange people but no one replied back to my thread except for some British dude in the north.
Now in order for my experience to be complete; please make a generous donation to me and worship me. Then take to me to prison.