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    Default Re: The new unit card project teaser.

    Quote Originally Posted by bovi
    That would be... Assassination of the aunt who was a potential hottentott?
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    German is easy

    Those who know Latin and are used to the derivations, can easily learn it.

    This thing is actually mentioned by almost all of the German teachers at every start of their courses. Then, they continue with studying some odd words like "der", "die", "das", "den", etc. In the end, it must be reminded that it is such a logical and simple language.

    To explain all that we have affirmed, let's take a practical example. Firstly, buy the "German Language Book". It's an awesome volume, with covers made of carton, published in Dortmund, which tells us about the customs of the Hottenttots (auf Deutsch: Hottentotten). In the book it is told how the kangaroos (Beutelratten) and caught and imprisoned in cages (Kotter), covered with a cloth (Lattengitter), which protected them from the rain. These cages are called in German "cages covered with cloths" (Lattengitterkotter), and, when they contain a kangaroo: Lattengitterkotterbeutelratten. One day, the Hottentots arrested an assassin (Attentäter), accused to have killed a a Hottentot mother (Hottentottenmutter), having a silly boy with talking problems (Stottertrottel).
    Such a female is called in German Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, and its assassin is a Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater. The assassin is captured and it is locked for a while in a kangaroo cage (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter), but the captive escapes. Immediately, everybody goes searching the fugitive and, suddenly, a Hottentot warrior returns yelling:
    -I've got the assassin (Attentater)!
    -Really? Which?
    -The Lattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.
    -What? The assasin in the kangaroo cage that is covered with a cloth?
    -Well, the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (The assassin of the Hottentot mother of the silly child with talking disorders).
    -Oh! You should have said from the start that you caught Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.

    As you can see, German is a simple language. All it needs is a little patience...

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    Nice new cards!!!!

    And stop posting cards with awesome but fake units!!!! I want the card from the Bartix berzerker woman armoured with lorica segmentata mounted in an flying katrafactoi camel and equiped with flaming pigs launchers!!!!!


    To explain all that we have affirmed, let's take a practical example. Firstly, buy the "German Language Book". It's an awesome volume, with covers made of carton, published in Dortmund, which tells us about the customs of the Hottenttots (auf Deutsch: Hottentotten). In the book it is told how the kangaroos (Beutelratten) and caught and imprisoned in cages (Kotter), covered with a cloth (Lattengitter), which protected them from the rain. These cages are called in German "cages covered with cloths" (Lattengitterkotter), and, when they contain a kangaroo: Lattengitterkotterbeutelratten. One day, the Hottentots arrested an assassin (Attentäter), accused to have killed a a Hottentot mother (Hottentottenmutter), having a silly boy with talking problems (Stottertrottel).
    Such a female is called in German Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, and its assassin is a Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater. The assassin is captured and it is locked for a while in a kangaroo cage (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter), but the captive escapes. Immediately, everybody goes searching the fugitive and, suddenly, a Hottentot warrior returns yelling:
    -I've got the assassin (Attentater)!
    -Really? Which?
    -The Lattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.
    -What? The assasin in the kangaroo cage that is covered with a cloth?
    -Well, the Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (The assassin of the Hottentot mother of the silly child with talking disorders).
    -Oh! You should have said from the start that you caught Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotter beutelrattenattentater.

    As you can see, German is a simple language. All it needs is a little patience...
    I want to learn german!!!!!

    the Bartix berzerker woman armoured with lorica segmentata mounted in an flying katrafactoi camel and equiped with flaming pigs launchers!!!!!
    How do you say this in german?



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    When you said Derive I thought you where talking about calc there for a sec.


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    Default Re: The new unit card project teaser.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lusitan_Centurion
    I want the card from the Bartix berzerker woman armoured with lorica segmentata mounted in an flying katrafactoi camel and equiped with flaming pigs launchers!!!!!
    This will be horrendous grammar I'm sure...

    Ich möchte die Karten für die Bartix Berserker Frauen in dem Lorica Segmentata auf den fliegenden Kataphraktkamelen, mit den flammenden Schweinwerfers!!!!!
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