I never believe those scientist nutcases
Oh rly? Did you ever cross a bridge, drive a car, take a flight, wear man made fibres, watch the television, take medicine, USE THE INTERNET???

Seems to me you believe those "science nutcases" plenty.

If you think the third secret of Fatima was bad you will pap your pants when you read the third secret of Darwin. He wrote it down after a jolly good lunch in 1859, and its been sealed in a lead lined box in the vaults of the Royal Society ever since. Only the incoming presidents of the society are allowed to read it. Three committed suicide shortly after, and of the rest not one has EVER eaten calamari again...

You have been warned.