"Sooner than a kettle boiled upon Everest's peak, plus or minus a few days."

Taking into account that water will boil in about 2 seconds (even though its cold) at the top of Everest's peak because of the extremely low pressure. and the fact that the definition of "a few" is:
few (fy)play_w("F0096700")adj. few·er, few·est 1. Amounting to or consisting of a small number: one of my few bad habits.
2. Being more than one but indefinitely small in number: bowled a few strings.


i expect EB 1.0 in no time! and if i dont get it befor a few days after 2 seconds from when the post was made, i'm gonna be pissed and demand my hard earned money back!