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  1. 10-09-2007, 18:49 #1
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    Default Re: How many germs live on your keyboard?

    There are about 2,741,340 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 548 toilet seats.

    Yay! Germs are my fwiends.
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    There are about 1,887,480 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 377 toilet seats.
    Oh, snap.

    However, this is old knowledge to me. I wonder what kind of diseases you'd get from licking your keyboard...
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    There are about 2,202,060 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 440 toilet seats.
    Heh
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    I win the prize.

    There are about 3,415,440 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 683 toilet seats.
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    There are about 2,157,120 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 431 toilet seats.
    Hmmm... "Germs - Total War"...
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    There are about 2,606,520 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 521 toilet seats.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
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    Default Re: How many germs live on your keyboard?

    1,887,480 "average pc-piggy" nuff said
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
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    I'm a filthy slob, yes. Do i care? No.
    screw the toilet seats;that's like one of the old bathroom stalls in those gas stations in new mexico that have been abandoned since the A-bomb test.
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    "There are about 1,842,540 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 369 toilet seats."

    Just a little under average, which surprises me somewhat. I figured I'd be dirtier than that!


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    Default Re: How many germs live on your keyboard?

    There are about 3,415,440 germs on your keyboard right now!
    That's equivalent to the number of germs on 683 toilet seats.
    Yeah! I got the most germs!
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