Unbelievable

**Tribesman** · 10-09-2007, 23:36

I will post a news link when I find one , though whether it covers this bit will be uncertain .
There is a bloke on trial over here for murder though he is trying to claim manslaughter .
He went into a party and started shooting , killing one.
He was arrested next morning at his home .
During his first interview in custody he denied any involvement at all , when it was put to him that there were lots of witnessess who had identified him he replied "they cannot have known it was me because I was wearing a balaclava and gloves"!!!!!!!!
A criminal genius eh

**RoadKill** · 10-09-2007, 23:39

Hahahahahaha smooootthhh.

**Husar** · 10-09-2007, 23:45

A real expert, guess they'll let him go, to prison.

**Megalos** · 10-10-2007, 00:02

I wonder if he is related to this guy?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7036098.stm

I particulary like this part:

"and reached for a scanner gun, said police"

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-10-2007, 01:25

Maybe its deceptive, because most of the intelligent thieves have "esq." after their names.

**Devastatin Dave** · 10-10-2007, 03:25

Originally Posted by Tribesman

I will post a news link when I find one , though whether it covers this bit will be uncertain .
There is a bloke on trial over here for murder though he is trying to claim manslaughter .
He went into a party and started shooting , killing one.
He was arrested next morning at his home .
During his first interview in custody he denied any involvement at all , when it was put to him that there were lots of witnessess who had identified him he replied "they cannot have known it was me because I was wearing a balaclava and gloves"!!!!!!!!
A criminal genius eh

That's almost as stupid as someone defending terrorists on a gaming message board!!!!

**naut** · 10-10-2007, 12:44

Hahahaha, that's essentially a confession. What a silly bugger, but then again most criminals aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

**Fragony** · 10-10-2007, 12:56

Originally Posted by Tribesman

he is trying to claim manslaughter .

I was wearing a balaclava and gloves"!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm.

**rotorgun** · 10-10-2007, 15:10

Gloves? Do they fit him, like in the O.J. Simpson trial?

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-10-2007, 18:14

"If the glove won't fit, you must acquit"

Other, unreported part of couplet...

"And if the sucker had fit, I still would've made quite a bit."

Ain't lawyering grand!

**Tribesman** · 10-10-2007, 18:46

That's almost as stupid as someone defending terrorists on a gaming message board!!!!

Dave , Panzer hasn't posted in this topic, it isn't very nice to insult him like that out of the blue .

**Ronin** · 10-10-2007, 22:24

Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

"If the glove won't fit, you must acquit"

Other, unreported part of couplet...

"And if the sucker had fit, I still would've made quite a bit."

Ain't lawyering grand!

the only thing that can get this guy off at court is

The Chewbacca Defence