My Baktrian Army had to fight a horde in the mountains during the winter. Poor bastards had to do that in tunics .
Hell thats how it was for me today . Cold as hell outside and my ass had a sweater... but I was wearing shorts .
Hardcore things your soldiers have had to do
My Baktrian Army had to fight a horde in the mountains during the winter. Poor bastards had to do that in tunics .
Hell thats how it was for me today . Cold as hell outside and my ass had a sweater... but I was wearing shorts .
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My people have to keep running around, chasing routers even when they're completely exhausted, under the hot desert sun.
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My troops feel confused and disoriented when they realize that some jackass painted a big red line around them and they can't cross it for some reason....
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My soldiers fought a lakeside battle and lost. They started routing into the nearby lake and all drowned instead of just going around...
Serves them right. Never run away, cowards!
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HAHA! Nice. Words of a true cammander.Originally Posted by Methuselah
Serves them right. Never run away, cowards!
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Fled while on a bridge, but fell off at the end and drowned.
Morons.
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Your lucky. For some reason, my red lines aren't showing. They're still there, they're just invisible. This can be quite a problem when using HA or another skirmishing unit. I see open field, but before I know it, I'm cornered in an invisible wall.
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Troops can drown?
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My men stand in line and hold a big stick out while 80 heavily armed and armoured men charge at them on horses, I find that pretty hardcore.
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True, but imagine riding said horses into said wall of big sticks. That's pretty hardcore as well. ;)
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