Re: which came first?
Being an eggspert on the subject inclucks me to bring a 'sunny-side' to every discussion, not something 'hard-boiled' or be to 'runny' as it were.
I only wish that more people would recognize that 'a chick in the hand it worth two in the bush', but that may be eggzactly why I am here, crowing to the world.
(Please end my suffering... but be careful. Even if you chop us off, we can still run for another couple seconds)
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: which came first?
Why do they never specify chicken egg? Fish and other creatures would have been laying eggs ages before chickens were around, and even for a creationist, most plants reproduce sexually, with both egg and sperm, so the egg is at least a day older than the chicken.
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Re: which came first?
Impressive effort Marshal, but I have to admit I was a little disappointed that it fell a few short of a dozen puns/quips.Originally Posted by Marshal Murat
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Re: which came first?
I can eggzagurate my abilities, but I ain't a performing monkey.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: which came first?
In a foot race on level plain, I would have to say Chicken
In a downhill rolling contest...egg hands-erm I mean shells down.
Joking asideI believe that neither came first b/c they taste fake.
Okay, Okay, I actually thought it was a chicken like creature but now I'm not so sure anymore b/c a chicken like creature would have to lay an egg that becomes a chicken, but how does the egg know how to become a chicken.
I AM SO CONFUSED!!! DARN WAFFLE HOUSE MENUS
Through the ages every weapon has evolved from two basic design philosophies, either a rock or a sharp pointy stick.
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Re: which came first?
Protochicken laid the egg from which the first chicken hatched...
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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