The Chicken or the Egg?
I for one happen to believe that I know the correct answer but I'm curious what y'all think and how y'all come to your conclusions.
which came first?
The Chicken or the Egg?
I for one happen to believe that I know the correct answer but I'm curious what y'all think and how y'all come to your conclusions.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli
Re: which came first?
The Bishop or the altar boy?
Re : which came first?
I can unscramble that for you: it's the egg.Originally Posted by Waldinger
I don't think any altar boy ever came too.The Bishop or the altar boy?
Re: which came first?
Technically the egg.
It is genetically different from the chicken, and therefore 'first' of it's kind.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: which came first?
Well i am overall unsure what could come first, but I think there was a big scientific study and I think they determined the Chicken had to come first.
But this is really just spam.
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"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
- Edmund Blackadder
Re: which came first?
The chiken.
Names, secret names
But never in my favour
But when all is said and done
It's you I love
Re: which came first?
Eggcelent reasoning.Technically the egg.
It is genetically different from the chicken, and therefore 'first' of it's kind.
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Re: which came first?
Well - I have eggs for breakfast - chicken's for lunch, or later. So, egg. Murat also makes sense.
Re: which came first?
*Sigh* Both.
"I thought CA was unarmed? Unless he got some samurai swords or something... I only got some rocks and some sticks." Shlin in BR realizing he has no weapons what so ever.
Re: which came first?
He's probably an eggspert.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Re: which came first?
An eggloquently worded piece of eggxactitude.
Unto each good man a good dog
Re: which came first?
The egg, but it wasn't necessarily a chicken egg that the first chicken came out of.
...that's all...no puns...move along, there's nothing to see here.
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Re: which came first?
If you are a creationist, the chicken.
Personally, the egg. But as Gregoshi said, not nessacerily a chicken.
Re: which came first?
Being an eggspert on the subject inclucks me to bring a 'sunny-side' to every discussion, not something 'hard-boiled' or be to 'runny' as it were.
I only wish that more people would recognize that 'a chick in the hand it worth two in the bush', but that may be eggzactly why I am here, crowing to the world.
(Please end my suffering... but be careful. Even if you chop us off, we can still run for another couple seconds)
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: which came first?
Why do they never specify chicken egg? Fish and other creatures would have been laying eggs ages before chickens were around, and even for a creationist, most plants reproduce sexually, with both egg and sperm, so the egg is at least a day older than the chicken.
Ajax
"I do not yet know how chivalry will fare in these calamitous times of ours." --- Don Quixote
"I have no words, my voice is in my sword." --- Shakespeare
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." --- Jack Handey
Re: which came first?
Were you answering the first or the second post?
Re: which came first?
Both.
"I thought CA was unarmed? Unless he got some samurai swords or something... I only got some rocks and some sticks." Shlin in BR realizing he has no weapons what so ever.
Re: which came first?
Impressive effort Marshal, but I have to admit I was a little disappointed that it fell a few short of a dozen puns/quips.
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Re: which came first?
I can eggzagurate my abilities, but I ain't a performing monkey.
"Nietzsche is dead" - God
"I agree, although I support China I support anyone discovering things for Science and humanity." - lenin96
Re: Pursuit of happiness
Have you just been dumped?
I ask because it's usually something like that which causes outbursts like this, needless to say I dissagree completely.
Re: which came first?
In a foot race on level plain, I would have to say Chicken
In a downhill rolling contest...egg hands-erm I mean shells down.
Joking asideI believe that neither came first b/c they taste fake.
Okay, Okay, I actually thought it was a chicken like creature but now I'm not so sure anymore b/c a chicken like creature would have to lay an egg that becomes a chicken, but how does the egg know how to become a chicken.
I AM SO CONFUSED!!! DARN WAFFLE HOUSE MENUS
Through the ages every weapon has evolved from two basic design philosophies, either a rock or a sharp pointy stick.
"We're not Communists, we're not pinko... we can't be, 'cause you pay to come and see us and we sell t-shirts at our gigs". Cedric Bixler-Zavala of At the Drive-In
“I grew an afro. Not only did it make me cool, but it did wonders for my career. Oh, and I can get chicks now, too.” Omar Rodriguez-Lopez
Re: which came first?
Protochicken laid the egg from which the first chicken hatched...
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
Re: which came first?
I still laughedThe egg, but it wasn't necessarily a chicken egg that the first chicken came out of.
...that's all...no puns...move along, there's nothing to see here.
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
Re: which came first?
Well, if the chick doesn't come first, there's not much chance it'll come at all...
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Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban
Re: which came first?
And thank you to all.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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