All praises to the imperial Bartixian Megaclamai, chariot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Its Bartixian Hyper Death Ray Megaclamai pwns all. (although its mass seems a bit low)
Does it use the same shield technology as the Protoss from Starcraft?
Unit Card of the Ship of the FSM - Bartixian Megaclamai
All praises to the imperial Bartixian Megaclamai, chariot of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Its Bartixian Hyper Death Ray Megaclamai pwns all. (although its mass seems a bit low)
Does it use the same shield technology as the Protoss from Starcraft?
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind...but there is one thing that science cannot accept - and that is a personal God who meddles in the affairs of his creation."
-Albert Einstein
Re: Unit Card of the Ship of the FSM - Bartixian Megaclamai
"Break in the Sun, till the Sun breaks down"
Re: Unit Card of the Ship of the FSM - Bartixian Megaclamai
The FAQ has nothing regarding flying saucers with death rays...Originally Posted by Megalos
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind...but there is one thing that science cannot accept - and that is a personal God who meddles in the affairs of his creation."
-Albert Einstein
Re: Unit Card of the Ship of the FSM - Bartixian Megaclamai
Good God I saw that and wanted to post about that but thought i would be stoned to death(jk) I think that thing is so funny lol...I cant wait to recruit it in Atlantis
Re: Unit Card of the Ship of the FSM - Bartixian Megaclamai
My personal favourite is the bit about the "sharpened bullets".
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Re: Unit Card of the Ship of the FSM - Bartixian Megaclamai
If an Imperial Star Destroyer came along and went up against the bartixian unit....might give the imperial crew a run for their imperial credits, lest Lord Vader become displeased with their apparent lack of progress against the Imperium Bartixian. (sp?)
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