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    I think this is important news, and my spur some of our more hard-up Orgahs to consider moving. These sex surveys are a never-ending font of fun.

    NZ women most promiscuous: survey

    October 13, 2007 - 8:34AM

    New Zealand women have the most sexual partners in the world, according to a global sex survey reported on Saturday.

    They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex - well above the global average of 7.3.

    The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2.

    New Zealand was the only country where women were more promiscuous than their men, who averaged 16.8 sexual partners, The Press newspaper said, reporting the survey.

    The survey showed that Austrians were the youngest to lose their virginity at an average of 17.3 years, followed by Brazilians (17.4), Germans (17.6) and New Zealanders (17.8).

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    Enjoy your STDs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    Enjoy your STDs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
    Sheep Treating Desperate Sluts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    I think this is important news, and my spur some of our more hard-up Orgahs to consider moving. These sex surveys are a never-ending font of fun.

    NZ women most promiscuous: survey

    October 13, 2007 - 8:34AM

    New Zealand women have the most sexual partners in the world, according to a global sex survey reported on Saturday.

    They have an average of 20.4 sexual partners, according to a survey by condom-maker Durex - well above the global average of 7.3.

    The Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global survey, which questioned 26,000 people in 26 countries, found that Austrians topped the male list with 29.3 sexual partners, more than twice the global average of 13.2.

    New Zealand was the only country where women were more promiscuous than their men, who averaged 16.8 sexual partners, The Press newspaper said, reporting the survey.

    The survey showed that Austrians were the youngest to lose their virginity at an average of 17.3 years, followed by Brazilians (17.4), Germans (17.6) and New Zealanders (17.8).
    Whats funny is that maybe its not that the Kiwi chicks are more sexually active, maybe they're just more honest!!!
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    Still, Aussie men are the way to go
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    It sounds tempting, but is it worth moving to a country with such an awful rugby team?
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    That's impossible, women evolved to find one partner and settle down and men evolved to sleep around as much as they can...

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    What's funny is that I'm about to break all records and I keep wondering whether that is good or a reason to worry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by article
    ...29.3...
    I'd like to know where the people they surveyed came from. I wonder if it's the same blokes who ticked Jedi in the census.
    #Hillary4prism

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    I'm more worried about the guy who got the .3!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache
    I'm more worried about the guy who got the .3!
    He's probably sheepish about it too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    Quote Originally Posted by article
    ...29.3...
    I'd like to know where the people they surveyed came from. I wonder if it's the same blokes who ticked Jedi in the census.
    No, that 29.3 were the Austrian men. In the winter they all turn into skiing instructors doing our girlfriends.
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    How exactly do these significant discrepancies between male and female sexual activity come up? Is it a higher degree of homosexuality in the more promiscuous sex? Do foreigners make up the difference (in which case globally the sexes should come out even)? Is it the sheep after all? Or are some people just more honest about reporting their sexual activity than others? After all, someone has to be on the other end of the exchange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
    No, that 29.3 were the Austrian men. In the winter they all turn into skiing instructors doing our girlfriends.
    #Hillary4prism

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